General Time Wasting Thread 26: I invented the internet.

Caribou wrote:

That's pretty cool BFF. Like the horns.

Thanks, its a much more updated version of the one done months and months ago.

@ahkmill: id hug you too <3

@riv: the membrane of the wing with be more leathery while the bones would have scales over them.

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

pic of Greg's taint

I'm listening.

no, i'm seriously still traumatized by that, tho it's sorta my fault
the reason i fucking hate you guys so much is because it's always me that attracts this shit
the rest of you would probably see that and be turned on. me, i just lose my boner/appetite
seriously the lot of you are fucking beyond help, i think, chemical or professional
you make me want to convert to paleoconservatism just because it's
well, it's gotta be better than that, right? and shooting people in the face
unless you're Alex Jones or somebody

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

pic of Greg's taint

I'm listening.

no, i'm seriously still traumatized by that, tho it's sorta my fault
the reason i fucking hate you guys so much is because it's always me that attracts this shit
the rest of you would probably see that and be turned on. me, i just lose my boner/appetite
seriously the lot of you are fucking beyond help, i think, chemical or professional
you make me want to convert to paleoconservatism just because it's
well, it's gotta be better than that, right? and shooting people in the face
unless you're Alex Jones or somebody

We're just gay.

Yeah, a bunch of faggots.

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

pic of Greg's taint

I'm listening.

no, i'm seriously still traumatized by that, tho it's sorta my fault
the reason i fucking hate you guys so much is because it's always me that attracts this shit
the rest of you would probably see that and be turned on. me, i just lose my boner/appetite
seriously the lot of you are fucking beyond help, i think, chemical or professional
you make me want to convert to paleoconservatism just because it's
well, it's gotta be better than that, right? and shooting people in the face
unless you're Alex Jones or somebody

We're just gay.

even if you're gay, there's a time and place to see someone's emaciated ass and the golf-ball sized hole in it
and i'm pretty sure it's not when you're literally talking to this person for the first time outside a forum
and i wouldn't even be mad except he literally has avoided me ever since like I was in the wrong
and i never even said anything until now, that's what's fucked up
hey, you all hate me so much, here's a reason: go fuck yourselves

I read golf ball and asshole. At that point I stopped and gagged for a couple minutes.

Wait, which greg are we talking about here? I was thinking more baseball-sized.

No-one ever sends me pictures of golf-ball sized assholes anymore

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

pic of Greg's taint

I'm listening.

no, i'm seriously still traumatized by that, tho it's sorta my fault
the reason i fucking hate you guys so much is because it's always me that attracts this shit
the rest of you would probably see that and be turned on. me, i just lose my boner/appetite
seriously the lot of you are fucking beyond help, i think, chemical or professional
you make me want to convert to paleoconservatism just because it's
well, it's gotta be better than that, right? and shooting people in the face
unless you're Alex Jones or somebody

We're just gay.

*Enter run-of-the-mill "DA FUCK LOL NOT ME I'M STRA-ATE" response*

>Cue Milo response

Uh, that's a green light. Let's roll.

Srs tiem i see

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

pic of Greg's taint

I'm listening.

no, i'm seriously still traumatized by that, tho it's sorta my fault
the reason i fucking hate you guys so much is because it's always me that attracts this shit
the rest of you would probably see that and be turned on. me, i just lose my boner/appetite
seriously the lot of you are fucking beyond help, i think, chemical or professional
you make me want to convert to paleoconservatism just because it's
well, it's gotta be better than that, right? and shooting people in the face
unless you're Alex Jones or somebody

We're just gay.

even if you're gay, there's a time and place to see someone's emaciated ass and the golf-ball sized hole in it

What
ew

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

pic of Greg's taint

I'm listening.

no, i'm seriously still traumatized by that, tho it's sorta my fault
the reason i fucking hate you guys so much is because it's always me that attracts this shit
the rest of you would probably see that and be turned on. me, i just lose my boner/appetite
seriously the lot of you are fucking beyond help, i think, chemical or professional
you make me want to convert to paleoconservatism just because it's
well, it's gotta be better than that, right? and shooting people in the face
unless you're Alex Jones or somebody

We're just gay.

even if you're gay, there's a time and place to see someone's emaciated ass and the golf-ball sized hole in it

What
ew

This one.

Goatse.jpg

Riv, what are you doing

Riv wrote:

Wait, which greg are we talking about here? I was thinking more baseball-sized.

Riv, STAHP

i've said my piece. you either believe me or don't, or think i'm betraying some sacred pact of trust that was ever supposed to exist between people who may as well be complete strangers, which i wouldn't even have done if it didn't feel like this person basically used me. which seems to be a recurring theme with me. but i'm sure you'll manage to somehow paint me as the bad guy anyway, out of sheer group dynamics and your own cowardice. fuck off.

I have no idea what's going on here, but suddenly I feel bad for the one with the dreads.

XoPachi wrote:

I have no idea what's going on here, but suddenly I feel bad for the one with the dreads.

like i need your sympathy.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

I have no idea what's going on here, but suddenly I feel bad for the one with the dreads.

like i need your sympathy.

DO you?

Wait, um...

So...

Where did the ragefest come from?

I have literally no clue what's going on.

I remember we were talking about video games, and then Wolf went postal.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

i've said my piece. you either believe me or don't, or think i'm betraying some sacred pact of trust that was ever supposed to exist between people who may as well be complete strangers, which i wouldn't even have done if it didn't feel like this person basically used me. which seems to be a recurring theme with me. but i'm sure you'll manage to somehow paint me as the bad guy anyway, out of sheer group dynamics and your own cowardice. fuck off.

Why would I paint you as the badguy? I don't know about anyone else here but I like you, I don't even know what id be blaming you for if I did.

XoPachi wrote:

DO you?

I guess I can't stop you, but it's not worth a whole lot to me. You run hot and cold as it is.

Lucy wrote:

and then Wolf went postal.

Seems to be in fashion lately.

Someone's really judge-y today for no real reason.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

DO you?

I guess I can't stop you, but it's not worth a whole lot to me. You run hot and cold as it is.

I wasn't really trying to give sympathy in the way you were thinking. I just felt bad that you feel vilified if you haven't done anything.

XoPachi wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

I have no idea what's going on here, but suddenly I feel bad for the one with the dreads.

like i need your sympathy.

DO you?

Need it? Yes. Want it? No.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv, what are you doing

Riv wrote:

Wait, which greg are we talking about here? I was thinking more baseball-sized.

Riv, STAHP

Okay, okay.

On another note, the other night I had a Coca Cola. I immediately thought of you and the name you'd previously given to the beverage.

I'd never been so disappointed not to be able to find the Moon in the night sky.