General Time Wasting Thread 11

Riv wrote:

And they say men could never give birth!



Seriously though that is fucking terrifying. That is as big, if not bigger, than the opening in the human pelvis, which is pretty fucked up.

4.35 inches in diameter
I don't want to google the size of the opening in the human pelvis though, it will probably just give me goatse
(I think even goatse would have a hard time with this)

Im not sure if its sickness, eating too much, or what. But I feel sick right now.

greg-the-fox wrote:

Riv wrote:

And they say men could never give birth!



Seriously though that is fucking terrifying. That is as big, if not bigger, than the opening in the human pelvis, which is pretty fucked up.

4.35 inches in diameter
I don't want to google the size of the opening in the human pelvis though, it will probably just give me goatse
(I think even goatse would have a hard time with this)

I sense a challenge.

I CAN DO IT

blackfuredfox wrote:

Im not sure if its sickness, eating too much, or what. But I feel sick right now.

TUMS.

what the hell does yolo mean? it's another one of those things that became popular so fast, I never saw it coming... nor did I know where it came from

MiloTime wrote:

what the hell does yolo mean

For goodness sake man, Google it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolo

Woo! I posted more pages of my current comic.

I hate trying to find old friends. Well, technically this girl wasn't exactly a "friend", but she was pretty cool and, as I recall, incredibly gorgeous.

Im tired of all the shit here, I hate my sister and her shit children. Im packing all my valuble shit and taking it to my dads.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Im tired of all the shit here, I hate my sister and her shit children. Im packing all my valuble shit and taking it to my dads.

Right now? Tonight?

Lunar wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Im tired of all the shit here, I hate my sister and her shit children. Im packing all my valuble shit and taking it to my dads.

Right now? Tonight?

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No, it'll be Wednesday. Im tired of people abusing my belongings. I don't have much but people see the need to ruin it.

I'll help if you want me to.

Rant: I'm really starting to resent my ex right about now. Of course I still wanna get back together with her, but there's a couple of girls I'm really interested in. Do I wait for my ex to wake the fuck up and realize her stupid decision*, or do I pursue other romantic interests?

*Yes, her reason for breaking up with me was stupid. Hell, she's still trying to get over me, there's fucking nothing to get over.

I'M SO GODDAMN CONFUSED.

w00t! My sister agreed to help drive me back and forth on the 16th between my current place and the place I am moving to. I need to make at least three trips back and forth.

I just want to remix Swedish House Mafia (for Absolut Vodka) and the thing takes me to a facebook app page, I click on it and it says "permission denied"

This is total bullshit, maybe I have to like their facebook page first...

manually copied the url, it gave me this

ABSOLUT Remix would also like permission to:
Post on your behalf
This app may post on your behalf, including status updates, photos and more.



DO NOT WANT

greg-the-fox wrote:

I just want to remix Swedish House Mafia (for Absolut Vodka) and the thing takes me to a facebook app page, I click on it and it says "permission denied"

This is total bullshit, maybe I have to like their facebook page first...

manually copied the url, it gave me this

ABSOLUT Remix would also like permission to:
Post on your behalf
This app may post on your behalf, including status updates, photos and more.



DO NOT WANT

What the fuck is wrong with people?
It shouldn't even need to be explained what's wrong with that
How is that not against Facebook's TOS?
They're not too keen on people giving out their passwords
Not even to Employer All Mighty
This is almost the same thing, essentially

Wolf-Bone wrote:

What the fuck is wrong with people?
It shouldn't even need to be explained what's wrong with that
How is that not against Facebook's TOS?
They're not too keen on people giving out their passwords
Not even to Employer All Mighty
This is almost the same thing, essentially

Well it's basically just like the farmville bullshit that automatically spams your friends walls
I was able to click 'skip' rather than allow, I'm reading over the terms and conditions for this contest CAREFULLY, but I guess I'll have to allow them access to my facebook page so I probably won't do it.

But man remixing this song would be fun, has loads of potential

edit: oh wow, their privacy policy hasn't been rewritten in a long time...
(regarding cookies)"The gathered Information includes the type of browser you are using (such as Netscape Navigator or Microsoft Internet Explorer) and the operating system your computer is using (such as Windows 98)"

Oh this isn't even a real remix it's just a facebook app that lets you press buttons on a sampler and rearrange their premade loops
I don't even get to download the stems
Well fuck that, that's for noobs

greg-the-fox wrote:

Well fuck that, that's for noobs

you called?




...I'm a sad individual

greg-the-fox wrote:

Oh this isn't even a real remix it's just a facebook app that lets you press buttons on a sampler and rearrange their premade loops
I don't even get to download the stems
Well fuck that, that's for noobs

It's a facebook contest. Related to vodka. Half the contestants are twelve, and the other half are too Russian and too drunk to function.

Riv wrote:

It's a facebook contest. Related to vodka. Half the contestants are twelve, and the other half are too Russian and too drunk to function.

I'm a member of this site called Indaba Music where there's legit remix contests all the time and you can download the stems and mix them yourself or they have an onsite mixer... and they actually have cash prizes, some are quite a lot of money, or dj/production equipment, or you could even get signed to a label. But as a nonpaying member I'm only allowed to enter THREE contests a year, and I hate 90% of the music they want me to remix, and I would never stand a chance against the stuff some people submit.

This song I kind of like and actually want to remix but it's just bullshit and there's only one grand price to go see sweedish house mafia in person which I totally don't care about, and there's no actual skill involved so it's basically just a lottery that's actually an advertisement disguised as a contest

greg-the-fox wrote:

Riv wrote:

It's a facebook contest. Related to vodka. Half the contestants are twelve, and the other half are too Russian and too drunk to function.

I'm a member of this site called Indaba Music where there's legit remix contests all the time and you can download the stems and mix them yourself or they have an onsite mixer... and they actually have cash prizes, some are quite a lot of money, or dj/production equipment, or you could even get signed to a label. But as a nonpaying member I'm only allowed to enter THREE contests a year, and I hate 90% of the music they want me to remix, and I would never stand a chance against the stuff some people submit.

This song I kind of like and actually want to remix but it's just bullshit and there's only one grand price to go see sweedish house mafia in person which I totally don't care about, and there's no actual skill involved so it's basically just a lottery that's actually an advertisement disguised as a contest

Ummmmm...

Yes.

Well this is interesting

The Nietzsche Family Circus
I like this one

Bleh, I have to hit the hay

Got my first actual day of work tomorrow, and I have to be up everyday at 7am
Man this is gonna be hard for me to get adjusted to

Man my old iPod has a loud hard drive, not as loud as my laptop's though
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
I want solid state drives to become less expensive, silent and fast is good

greg-the-fox wrote:

Man my old iPod has a loud hard drive, not as loud as my laptop's though
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
I want solid state drives to become less expensive, silent and fast is good

Even if they could build SSD's cheaper than HD's, they would still charge you more, since it's faster and more reliable.

Businessmen are dicks.