General Time Wasting Thread 35: XoPachi is straight for Gaben.

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Holy shit! That circlejerk theory went out of the window. An FAF mod got BANNED! :O

What did Azure even do?

Nevermind. Found it. What a prick thing he said too...

I just got what was obviously a drunken call from my brother asking me about how close I was to enlisting. Then he started talking about how I need to hurry up and enlist because things are great in the USAF. The fresh Airmen from basic are being treated like Staff NCOs and apparently, in his drunken words, "the women here are as horny as hell, and while a bit chubby and muscular, will skip past the pleasntries of dating and fuck." Then he went on about how his school was much easier and he could get me in no problem once I enlist and get through basic.

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...why does the universe fucking hate me? Did I kill its fucking family or something?

One interesting ass chat...
I want to talk to a drunk person and see what I get.

I don't see what's so bad about that. if anything, it's just annoying. drunk people are not pleasant to be around when you're not drunk yourself.

XoPachi wrote:

One interesting ass chat...
I want to talk to a drunk person and see what I get.

You didn't hear the whole thing. I was just posting some parts you all would find intresting. The call lasted about 13 minutes and ended with him saying he will beat the shit out of me if I don't get in. I didn't take him seriously on the last bit but he's never that, talkitive.

I found a website to train you in mouse accuracy and reflexes, maybe I won't be so shitty at fps games anymore
http://aim400kg.ru/en/

This one tests how fast you can react to a button changing color, I got about a 0.25 second reaction time, I don't know if that's good or not

http://aim400kg.ru/train/?a=pr&ln=en

So you keep the pill in your mouth and let it melt under your tongue... reminds me of my first acid trip.

Family is going out of town and leaving me at home for 2 days
I should throw an orgy

greg-the-fox wrote:

Family is going out of town and leaving me at home for 2 days
I should throw an orgy

An orgy of one.

Zoe wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

Family is going out of town and leaving me at home for 2 days
I should throw an orgy

An orgy of one.

I think I should blast dubstep the whole time, just because I can

no, there's nothing gay about wrestling, not at all
just thinking about dudes in the shower and when you sleep

oh wow, I have huge dark lines under my eyes. I guess I've been working a little too long, and not sleeping enough

I wrestled in middle school.

I'm about ready to pass out, but I still have to turn in all these applications before 2 pm. ugh

MiloTime wrote:

I'm about ready to pass out, but I still have to turn in all these applications before 2 pm. ugh

Good luck. Where all are you applying anyway?

I can take a nap now.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I'm about ready to pass out, but I still have to turn in all these applications before 2 pm. ugh

Good luck. Where all are you applying anyway?

the ones I can think of on the top of my head:

4 different targets
every goodwill store in phoenix and glendale
domino's
caesar's pizza
olive garden
walmart
Ross
Jack in the box
Arby's
Denny's

there's about 10 others I can't think of right now. these were all in the course of two days. I'm honestly running out of places to apply

No you aren't. Keep PESTERING them. That's how I got my spot at Best Buy lol. I spammed them like mad. What are they gonna do? Block me?

XoPachi wrote:

No you aren't. Keep PESTERING them. That's how I got my spot at Best Buy lol. I spammed them like mad. What are they gonna do? Block me?

I dunno, Pachi. For every person who says that, there's another who says doing that makes you look desperate and actually hurts your chances.

All microwavable Mexican food should come wrapped in a corn husk. Grab tamale, put in microwave, fuck plates, pull out tamale, eat.


No dirty dishes.

I don't give a flying fuck or even a grounded fuck if the ad says it's smoked ham. It's not. It's honey ham. Don't ever question my deli expertise again.

Lunar wrote:

I don't give a flying fuck or even a grounded fuck if the ad says it's smoked ham. It's not. It's honey ham. Don't ever question my deli expertise again.

You should kill all who question you.

lol I uploaded the winter doodle thing on my tumblr, and got two different notes. one from some guy asking me to draw yiff. the other, asking me to draw him as a panda furry

Everybody always wants some penis in your art.