The Drunk Thread

greg-the-fox wrote:

They had six packs of Guinness Extra Stout at Wegmans for $7.99
Usually it's like $10+
WHY DIDN'T I GET IT?

It's not very good anyways...

But what's unique about Guinness is the alcohol/hops expand in your stomach, makes you drunker and less hungry.

Have like 2 or 3 quickly and you'll feel the effects, will feel like you had 5-6

foxy_boy wrote:

It's not very good anyways...

But what's unique about Guinness is the alcohol/hops expand in your stomach, makes you drunker and less hungry.

Have like 2 or 3 quickly and you'll feel the effects, will feel like you had 5-6

I like it better than the Draught, that one seems really weak and watery to me (apparently the Irish version is a lot better)
And the Extra Stout is 6% abv, while the Draught is only 4.2%
(though that would hardly make a difference)

Guinness Black Lager is also pretty good, but a little overpriced and in 11 ounce bottles instead of 12 (which just feels like kind of a dick move for some reason) Anyway, why aren't beers in 16 oz bottles, that would make a lot more sense... I hate pouring 11 or 12 oz beer into a pint glass and having all this extra room

I only ever had the dark... It was... Alright.

I most recently drank these two at a party I held last weekend... I think xD





Also a few shitty "Blue" beers, it's from Canada, and it sucks... But it's cheap.

Try Moosehead, that's good Canada beer =D

Such bro drinks
I want some Captain Morgan

It's been so long since I had straight liquor, I stopped for good reason but I think I can control myself better now I don't know if I can stomach it like I used to though. Man I haven't even been drunk in forever but it's kinda just sad and pathetic if I'm

I should at least stream it or something

I find most rum other than Bacardi and fruity stuff really fucks you up and gives you a hangover....

Heh, I don't remember the last time alcohol made me throw up xD

foxy_boy wrote:

I find most rum other than Bacardi and fruity stuff really fucks you up and gives you a hangover....

Heh, I don't remember the last time alcohol made me throw up xD

There was this one time I was with these guys and we were passing around a bottle of Captain Morgan, and instead of just sipping I started drinking from it like it was beer

They were all like dude...

And I was like

And later I was like

And then I was like

If only I were there I would have been like

I haven't had any alcohol since that one bottle of wine cooler I had like, a month ago lol

MiloTime wrote:

I haven't had any alcohol since that one bottle of wine cooler I had like, a month ago lol

So in other words you never drank.

Or have been drunk.

foxy_boy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I haven't had any alcohol since that one bottle of wine cooler I had like, a month ago lol

So in other words you never drank.

Or have been drunk.

I got paranoid that one time though. I thought I was getting drunk, cause my head started feeling heavy, so I put the cap back on, and drank the rest in the morning

MiloTime wrote:

I got paranoid that one time though. I thought I was getting drunk, cause my head started feeling heavy, so I put the cap back on, and drank the rest in the morning

...So you couldn't even have a cooler in one sitting then.

have you ever consider getting a bunch of weed and smoking it and then while you smoke it be in like a field or a valley or something, and then y'know you can dance around and listen to this with some friends!
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foxy_boy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I got paranoid that one time though. I thought I was getting drunk, cause my head started feeling heavy, so I put the cap back on, and drank the rest in the morning

...So you couldn't even have a cooler in one sitting then.

have you ever consider getting a bunch of weed and smoking it and then while you smoke it be in like a field or a valley or something, and then y'know you can dance around and listen to this with some friends!

I never really had an excuse to smoke or drink.

it seems too boring for me.

Greg, just pace yourself if you get back to shots.

And by pacing yourself, I mean take 10 shots of 151 GO HARD OR GO HOME.


Also, Milo...

Being drunk isn't a bad thing. Find some time to experiment with alcohol, so that you don't: A)Be a teetotaler, or B)Become a raging alcoholic when you do start drinking because you had never taken the time to properly experiment with things.

Jesusfish wrote:

Greg, just pace yourself if you get back to shots.

And by pacing yourself, I mean take 10 shots of 151 GO HARD OR GO HOME.


Also, Milo...

Being drunk isn't a bad thing. Find some time to experiment with alcohol, so that you don't: A)Be a teetotaler, or B)Become a raging alcoholic when you do start drinking because you had never taken the time to properly experiment with things.

if it helps, my family doesn't exactly have a great history with alcohol.

albeit, my mother get's suicidal, my dad... well that's actually what killed him a week ago.

I dunno, something about all of this makes me... not want to get drunk :V

MiloTime wrote:

I never really had an excuse to smoke or drink.

it seems too boring for me.

Weed can be a nice pick-me-up when your bored and you wanna try to find something fun to do

Drinking is fun at social gatherings, but yeah try not to drink too much xD

You can mix the two even, unique feeling cause alcohol enhances the effect of THC.

I wouldn't recommend it if your not much of a smoker or drinker (that means you Milo) because it will give you killer spins...

I remember when I was 16 I once drank a whole bunch a JD and threw up everywhere and then drank some more to clean my mouth xD Anyways, I mixed it with weed and later that night I layed down to sleep cause everything was rapidly spinning, and you still feel like everything is rapidly spinning when you lie down xD

foxy_boy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I never really had an excuse to smoke or drink.

it seems too boring for me.

Weed can be a nice pick-me-up when your bored and you wanna try to find something fun to do

Drinking is fun at social gatherings, but yeah try not to drink too much xD

You can mix the two even, unique feeling cause alcohol enhances the effect of THC.

I wouldn't recommend it if your not much of a smoker or drinker (that means you Milo) because it will give you killer spins...

I remember when I was 16 I once drank a whole bunch a JD and threw up everywhere and then drank some more to clean my mouth xD Anyways, I mixed it with weed and later that night I layed down to sleep cause everything was rapidly spinning, and you still feel like everything is rapidly spinning when you lie down xD

I never got that. I have a bunch of stoner friends, and all they ever do is sit in one place, and stare at the wall... how is that fun :V

MiloTime wrote:

I never got that. I have a bunch of stoner friends, and all they ever do is sit in one place, and stare at the wall... how is that fun :V

Nah, you got go find some wild animals to catch and then get high with, I do it, my friends do it, it's fun xD

I caught a 35 ib snapping turtle with my hands once, but it was on a pond bank.

That day I learned that their claws are mostly for grabbing fish, because they don't hurt xD
One of my friends also learned turtles necks can extend he was fine though.

We actually got to sit beside him, blow smoke in his face, dance around listing to walking on sunshine, and yeah... It was fun xD

foxy_boy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I never got that. I have a bunch of stoner friends, and all they ever do is sit in one place, and stare at the wall... how is that fun :V

Nah, you got go find some wild animals to catch and then get high with, I do it, my friends do it, it's fun xD

I caught a 35 ib snapping turtle with my hands once, but it was on a pond bank.

That day I learned that their claws are mostly for grabbing fish, because they don't hurt xD
One of my friends also learned turtles necks can extend he was fine though.

We actually got to sit beside him, blow smoke in his face, dance around listing to walking on sunshine, and yeah... It was fun xD

so.... getting high turns you into a douchebag? :V

I'm sure that turtle is thinking what any human is thinking. "god damn, get these stoned douchebags away from me"

anyway dammit, I want some more of that wine cooler

Lol fuck you, he didn't attack us so he had fun xD

We put them back where we find em too.

lol I'm kidding. they're humorous to hang out with at least. their personality goes to shit, and they talk at 2 words per minute, so it's fun to laugh at them when they completely space out

I was in this guys apartment once and he had this chinchilla in a cage in his room and we were smoking weed in there and I felt SO bad for this thing, I mean isn't that animal cruelty?

MiloTime wrote:

lol I'm kidding. they're humorous to hang out with at least. their personality goes to shit, and they talk at 2 words per minute, so it's fun to laugh at them when they completely space out

You must have the good weed there, being near Mexico and all
People here don't seem to act much different when they're high, I know this one guy who I can barely tell if he's high or drunk at all. Maybe that's why I never got high off the stuff the few times I smoked it.

well they can't speak, so who cares :V

You guys don't know shit, Mexico has shitty weed, and so does the USA.

I know a lot of americans that come to Canada cause our weed is even better than Amsterdams, dealers have a selection of high end shit here :3

And obviously Milo's friends are lightweights because that reminds me of when I was 16 and discovered I had the drug addict trait, When I'm high on even the best weed, I just occasionally space out, not pay attention to what's going on around me. You can still get my attention if you call my name though, and the better the weed is the more often I space out, with crappy stuff I gotta smoke a lot to get into that state.

Canada has very average weed, imo.

My proximity to San Marcos (college town), Austin, and Mexico guarantees the most luscious, succulent bud you've seen. Nearly covered in a sheen of THC, and white or purple, little hairs.

But, I digress, I haven't had an opportunity to get near the part of the United States where the Canadian weed filters into for a while. I did get some nice purp in Tacoma, WA, and some nice stuff from Vancouver when I was visiting my cousins.

You live in America so therefore you can't have good Canadian connections xD

I never said the good stuff is easy to find.