The Drunk Thread

katmandu wrote:

Although Method Man ranks on up there.

Yeah, I liked him as a member of Wu-Tang Clan and some of his early solo stuff was good enough but then he teamed up with that Redman dude. They had a fucking TV show and everything. What the fuck is it with rappers completely jumping the shark in ways that makes you feel bad for them even if you weren't the biggest fan in the first place.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

What the fuck is it with rappers completely jumping the shark in ways that makes you feel bad for them even if you weren't the biggest fan in the first place.

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greg-the-fox wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

What the fuck is it with rappers completely jumping the shark in ways that makes you feel bad for them even if you weren't the biggest fan in the first place.

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lol, there chocolate cake on the table that is half eaten.

blackfuredfox wrote:

lol, there chocolate cake on the table that is half eaten.

I thought I was the only one who saw/chuckled at that XD

nigga fuck a chocolate ass cake
i had to solve this mad puzzle to cop this rifle
4 terminals, and the solution required a nigga know math

she has a moist vagina. i've been sucking warts off her anus. analingus.

To get drunk or not get drunk with 8:30 class in the morning

Oh god I want to...

Well I know I wasn't supposed to be drinking but.... I think I went on another bender... At least I didn't have more then ten beers... and wines, w/e.

So dumb ass Jeff invited some random Jehovah to dinner with us to pretty much demean him, I tried to be nice but the fact I was with Jeff ruined everything.

Then we went to the gay bar bar without the Jehovah. I got kicked out for apparently punching some lesbo in the face, which I totally didn't do cause she had no marks, and she wasn't knocked out.

Then she came up and all apologized to me n shit and that's how I knew it was bullshit. Why do gay girls have to hate guys? most of my best friends have been girls, I mean damn, I'm not (that) prejudice.

Then Jeff got kicked out about 20 minutes later (I waited outside, smoking... Smokes) and he won't tell me why he got kicked out....

Anyways, those lesbos took my ladies jacket, we went to some other place, Jeff got us kicked out somehow, I wasn't paying attention, that security was such a dickweed... lucky I was drunk and incapable of fighting.

Or maybe I was lucky...

Anyways, when we got home Jeff tryed to convince me into having sex with him like 20 times before I told him to burn in as pit of fire.

And now I'm here...

Oh, also Jeff ruined my chances of getting laid while I was at the gay bar, surprise surprise....
Guy was super hot too...

I am having a glass of wine and am mildly tipsy

foxy boy, you're like 20 different teenage drama shows mixed with another 20 true life episodes, all in one human being.

I wanna get drunk. im having withdrawals.

I don't like beer. It always leaves this nasty after taste in my mouth.

And so I prefer a good shot of whiskey.

Whiskey and cherry coke. That's my jam.

cherry coke is meh I'd pay good money for vanilla coke though...

Oh OR Vanilla milk + whiskey.

I've never seen vanilla coke in England. I'd like to try it though.

Oh you're from the UK? Where exactly?

The great cold North.

I've heard the UK is really wet all the time. Is that true?

Yuzani wrote:

I've heard the UK is really wet all the time. Is that true?

Yeah, and in every town at 1pm, there is a 21 Gun Salute outside Town Hall to the queen, and then we all have to sing God Save The Queen.

Nifty.

dunno.

fck