confess your fantasies thread

kanon suggested it, so... yea :l

I don't think this strictly is about sex fantasies, although I'm sure that's what we're all thinking

I don't think this thread will do well :l

Here's the part where I go too far and then you never look at me the same again
I'll just stay out of this for now...

greg-the-fox wrote:

Here's the part where I go too far and then you never look at me the same again
I'll just stay out of this for now...

nope. you're gonna post your fantasy. you owe me SOMETHING dammit

My fantasies are usually about other furries' characters and mine. Sometimes that's because the owner of the character is ugly ._.

Skyrim. In. Real. Life.
Id be one cool ass mother fuckin Argonian Legion Officer. Livin in Solitude and shit.

My fantasies are usually about being happy. Nothing too extravagant, at a nice restaurant and drinking orange juice, just enjoying time and such.

I. WANT. A. HOLODECK.

my fantasy is living in the mass effect universe, or something LIKE it.

I want to co-exist with other aliens in a mother fucking citadel, hanging out with a bunch of turians and krogans (and hanar... I love hanar :l)

I kinda don't have normal sexual fantasies lately, and frankly, what ones I do have are none of your fucking business, so fuck off, fucker. But aside from that, I fantasize about utterly ruining certain people's lives, or just bad shit happening to them in general. I don't really even fantasize about good things for myself cuz I knows that's pretty much unobtainable for me at this point, but it doesn't necessarily mean anyone else is gonna have it good.

Non-sexual: Making a difference in the world and proving everyone wrong. Like earning the Medal of Honor, for instance.

Sexual: Drill instructor. Just one, though, so I can really focus on pleasuring her. And being told what to do, given orders: nothing too BDSM, but I love it when she's in control. And my girlfriend loves being in control.

I want to know everything. Literally everything. And be able to understand it.

I wish Pokemon were real...

I guess becoming a competent guitarist/musician is probably a healthy, realistic fantasy. as for anyone worth a damn knowing I/my music exist, sure, the way they know and love my drawings and digital paintings, right?

Riv wrote:

I want to know everything. Literally everything. And be able to understand it.

No, that's just it. You could know everything and be fine as long as you don't really understand it. It's the revelation that drives you mad. Apparently that's the point of everything H.P Lovecraft ever wrote, that and "I fucking hate colored people", which is why I haven't read his stuff.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv wrote:

I want to know everything. Literally everything. And be able to understand it.

No, that's just it. You could know everything and be fine as long as you don't really understand it. It's the revelation that drives you mad. Apparently that's the point of everything H.P Lovecraft ever wrote, that and "I fucking hate colored people", which is why I haven't read his stuff.

This. If you knew everything and could understand it, you couldn't share it with anyone because they'd be less competent and couldn't grasp your knowledge. Ignorance is bliss.

Also I love H.P. Lovecraft. :V I've never read anything of his that says he hates colored people, though...

I was planning on doing a list of people in this forum who i've fantasized with at least once, but i figured it would be easier to make a list of the people i haven't fantasized with.

I don't feel like typing that one right now, but it includes the 2 or 3 straight dudes in the forum.

Riv wrote:

I want to know everything. Literally everything. And be able to understand it.

All I can think of is Indiana Jones 4 and the ukrainian lady.

Regular: I want a time machine.

Sexual: Doing it with a crowd of people around. I would never actually do it though. XD

Zenia wrote:

Regular: I want a time machine.

Sexual: Doing it with a crowd of people around. I would never actually do it though. XD

I'd have performance anxiety. And jealousy. I don't want anyone else seeing my woman naked. Except for me.

It is just the "omg This is so wrong and dirty!" factor that does it for me. Which makes it a good fantasy, but not something that would be good to do IRL. XD

Zenia wrote:

It is just the "omg This is so wrong and dirty!" factor that does it for me. Which makes it a good fantasy, but not something that would be good to do IRL. XD

I actually do kinda like the idea of doing it in public, not infront of a crowd though. I think maybe in a couple years I might, in a dressing room or something of the like. Not a bathroom though. Hell naw.

lunar_helix wrote:

If you knew everything and could understand it, you couldn't share it with anyone because they'd be less competent and couldn't grasp your knowledge. Ignorance is bliss.

It's bad enough that there's this stereotype of quantum physicists being babbling schizophrenics and/or complete bullshit artists just making shit up to justify their jobs just because the rest of us don't understand them. Or hell, actual artists, as in painters or writers, who understand their subjects very intimately, and the associated emotions. How often do we ourselves say "I can't believe this fucking faggot can earn a living with their worthless crap" just because we don't get it?

lunar_helix wrote:

Also I love H.P. Lovecraft. :V I've never read anything of his that says he hates colored people, though...

I just can't seem to read any review of his work or anything biographical on him that doesn't make light of how he purposely, negatively portrays various minorities. IIRC TVtropes in particular said he was actually racist to the point of being more racist than was normal for his time. Y'know, before people generally agreed the KKK was a hate group!

blackfuredfox wrote:

I actually do kinda like the idea of doing it in public, not infront of a crowd though.

I have actually done it one time at the lake near my current house. There is a (6km) walking path all around the lake and the guy and I did it a little bit off of the trail. We could see the (few) other people, but they couldn't see us. XD

Zenia wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

I actually do kinda like the idea of doing it in public, not infront of a crowd though.

I have actually done it one time at the lake near my current house. There is a (6km) walking path all around the lake and the guy and I did it a little bit off of the trail. We could see the (few) other people, but they couldn't see us. XD

That actually doesn't sound bad, but id be too afraid of the actual enviorment around me, like bugs and such.

I did something in a movie theater once with a guy I was close with a few years ago.

I believe it was avatar...

I gave a boy a blowjob off a walking trail too.
He was really awkward after that toward me. XD