confess your fantasies thread

I only like unrealistic furry porn femboy asses that would be anatomically impossible :V
eww, a human, and she doesn't even have a dick

I'm sure that if you guys tried girls just once, you might like it. Girls are very sweet and sensual and can clue in on what you're feeling. Try them, try them, just once, I say. Try them, try them, and you may.

lunar_helix wrote:

I'm sure that if you guys tried girls just once, you might like it. Girls are very sweet and sensual and can clue in on what you're feeling. Try them, try them, just once, I say. Try them, try them, and you may.

I have

anything else?

and what makes you think men aren't sweet and sensual or capable of cluing in?

MiloTime wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Would you court me if I bought you a nice camera,
or would you reject the camera like always? :U

well if these past 2 years have taught me anything, it's that I haven't had enough money to buy a kodak camera even with all my money saved up...

so I might... do whatever with whatever the hell you have down there at this point

Oh goodness. o_o

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Would you court me if I bought you a nice camera,
or would you reject the camera like always? :U

well if these past 2 years have taught me anything, it's that I haven't had enough money to buy a kodak camera even with all my money saved up...

so I might... do whatever with whatever the hell you have down there at this point

Oh goodness. o_o

you have to give me my camera first

MiloTime wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:

Would you court me if I bought you a nice camera,
or would you reject the camera like always? :U

well if these past 2 years have taught me anything, it's that I haven't had enough money to buy a kodak camera even with all my money saved up...

so I might... do whatever with whatever the hell you have down there at this point

Oh goodness. o_o

you have to give me my camera first

Don't worry, I wouldn't make you do anything with that.
I'd probably make you give me a back rub, it derives better pleasure than anything you could do with my parts.

Also I'd probably do something to you. >:3

lunar_helix wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

lunar_helix wrote:

I wish Pokemon were real...

If you grew up with Pokemon and never fantasized about a world where you could go on your own Pokemon adventure, you failed your childhood

I hope that wasn't directed at me. Otherwise, you sir, are wrong. So just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong.

It was more of a general thing

Dont tell me you never wished to have Pokemon as a child

lunar_helix wrote:

Not like this?
NSFW

Eh, shes that kind of hot girl that Im not interested in

What if Pokemon is actually a conspiracy by the Mexicans, who paid the Japanese to make a game to get kids to not mow their lawns when their parents tell them to... because tall grass is where Pokemon are found, and then the parents will have to hire Mexicans to mow their lawns instead?

Greg, I told you not to smoke the weed

greg-the-fox wrote:

What if Pokemon is actually a conspiracy by the Mexicans, who paid the Japanese to make a game to get kids to not mow their lawns when their parents tell them to... because tall grass is where Pokemon are found, and then the parents will have to hire Mexicans to mow their lawns instead?

I... what

MiloTime wrote:

I... what

It's my Wolf-Bone impression?
I tried and epic failed at a conspiracy keanu type thing
I should probably go to bed

greg-the-fox wrote:

It's my Wolf-Bone impression?
I tried and epic failed at a conspiracy keanu type thing
I should probably go to bed

You forgot the racism and "everybody wants to control everybody" stuff :V

Otters

that is all.

greg-the-fox wrote:

It's my Wolf-Bone impression?

Yeah, caring about politics at all makes you a conspiracy theorist.
Especially the part about how I think it's probably not the government that's to blame for the world's problems as much as corporations and simple apathy and greed.
Like, it's not the mainstream media where I find articles about how guys like Bernie Madoff might be clinical psychopaths or have some other personality disorder
It's on sites with black backgrounds, grainy animated gifs and that still look best on Netscape if you still have it.

greg-the-fox wrote:

I tried and epic failed at a conspiracy keanu type thing

Actually when I read it the first thing that came to mind was "wait, I know I've seen a Conspiracy Keanu that basically says this"

8-bit wrote:

You forgot the racism and "everybody wants to control everybody" stuff :V

You're not very good at keeping up. I've increasingly grown of the view that, if racism isn't perfectly legit, some form of oppressively rigid human classification and segregation is. Basically, I don't want anybody controlling me. I don't give a fuck if someone controls you, because it's most likely for your own good, but more importantly, mine.

Thlayli wrote:

Otters

that is all.

Nuff, Said.

Wolf of Ruins wrote:

Thlayli wrote:

Otters

that is all.

Nuff, Said.

and ferrets.

obviously

I'm a thelemite, while my gf (a former FAFer) holds many right-hand path beliefs.

I think that might explain some of my fantasies.

I'd like more recognition for women suffragists.

I wanna go to Medical School, and change my name. If you can guess to what I wanna change my name ill give you a cookie.

blackfuredfox wrote:

I wanna go to Medical School, and change my name. If you can guess to what I wanna change my name ill give you a cookie.

Howard Hughes Jr.?

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

I wanna go to Medical School, and change my name. If you can guess to what I wanna change my name ill give you a cookie.

Howard Hughes Jr.?

No, he was a aircraft engineer. Think, who's a very (in)famous name in the medical proffession and would scare the hell outta my paitents.

blackfuredfox wrote:

No, he was a aircraft engineer. Think, who's a very (in)famous name in the medical proffession and would scare the hell outta my paitents.

Dr. Christian Szell?

Remember to ask your patients if it's safe.

Hannibal? :U

Appearently I haven't put enough Nazi influence on this forum yet.

I can't remember any of the Nazi doctor names, I watched all about the one that tried to create conjoined twins through surgical means though. Is that who you are thinking of?