confess your fantasies thread

Greg wrote:

I want to fire an RPG at a trailer full of potassium.

Kazakhstan will be furious.

I want a Death Machine. (BO2)

Barletta wrote:

I want a Death Machine. (BO2)

sexy

I always wanted to draw out an animated music video with awesome songs and replace the people with anthropomorphic animals. I feel like I'd need to know how to correctly play the guitar and drums so I don't end up drawing out a guitar/drum solo only for it to not make any sense/ match up with the sound.

Vega wrote:

I always wanted to draw out an animated music video with awesome songs and replace the people with anthropomorphic animals. I feel like I'd need to know how to correctly play the guitar and drums so I don't end up drawing out a guitar/drum solo only for it to not make any sense/ match up with the sound.

I confess I had totally thought of that before and know the guitar and how drums work, but I'm lazy as all fuck.

Kaizy wrote:

jcstinks wrote:

I kind of want to get a girl pregnant and never see her again.

Your fantasy is to be the typical American high school douchebag?

I'm glad you understand me so well.

jcstinks wrote:

I kind of want to get a girl pregnant and never see her again.

Oh, hello Dad.
BTW, nice job putting your business in your wives name so you wouldn't have any money to pay child support...

Step on a rusty nail and die of tetanus.

Pretty much all of my fantasies involve oral. Guess you could say I have an oral fixation.

Zoe wrote:

jcstinks wrote:

I kind of want to get a girl pregnant and never see her again.

Oh, hello Dad.
BTW, nice job putting your business in your wives name so you wouldn't have any money to pay child support...

Step on a rusty nail and die of tetanus.

Babe you know just how to talk to me.

I'd sure enjoy squeezing my ladyfriend's thick thighs right about now...

Born woman

I love huge nipple. :I
To you all, they're tumors. I think they're a boner for Pachi. I just like everything big, don't I?

I fantasize about making the following, entirely stupid mods to my 250cc motorcycle:

- LV One EVOII Full-System Exhaust with Carbon Pipe
- K&N Air Filter
- Takegawa FI Con fuel injection
- Takegawa high compression piston kit
- Takegawa Sport Camshaft Kit

- Zero Gravity Double Bubble shield
- GIVI SR1103 Topcase Mounting Arms
- Custom rear-peg extended tire guard for saddlebags
- Corbin seat
- LED lights/Red reflective rim tape

- RK Takasago Non O-ring Chain (520, 120L)
- 37T or 36T rear sprocket, steel

-Full Race Tech set-up G3S shock in rear and Front Emulators in forks

- Fender eliminator
- Lightweight custom bodywork
- Li-ion battery

It would be about $6k of work into a bike that cost $4.5k, lololol. I'd gain maybe 7 hp plus benefits from weight reduction, and be able to hold ~95mph on the highway just barely. (Strikethrough is for where I've actually bought a mod)

Eh, not all completely useless. And some of the most fun I've had on a bike was on a small bike... a Kawasaki GPz 305... the guys with 600cc and up bikes left me on the straightaways, but that thing would take a curve like no one's business.


...and tell me how you like the Corbin, if you get it. Stock motorcycle seats are a pain in the ass, pun intended. I've intended on replacing mine since I've had it. Unfortunately, the only mod likely in the near future is a new battery, as the 5 year old stock one no longer holds a charge.