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Yuzani
Humor : Unexpected
Posts : 152
Join date : 2012-02-09
Age : 35
Location : Floral Park
|  Subject: Re: People you want to bang.  Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:16 pm | |
| Yeah besides Asian chicks... I dun like them. They don't give me boners :/
Not to mention they have fishy bloody monsters down there. | |
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Dev
Humor : The Internet
Posts : 199
Join date : 2011-11-30
Age : 29
Location : Delaware
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:18 pm | |
| - Yuzani wrote:
- Even then your choices seem rather shallow. If he wasn't rich, an actor and so commercialized I have a feeling you wouldn't care nearly as much.
You have obviously never looked at george clooney before. He is one sexy mofo. | |
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blackfuredfox
Local Randy Travis
Humor : D is for lysdexia
Posts : 2524
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 30
Location : La Mer
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:20 pm | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:24 pm | |
| - Yuzani wrote:
- Yeah besides Asian chicks... I dun like them. They don't give me boners :/
Not to mention they have fishy bloody monsters down there. But they're soft and warm and taste yummy :3 | |
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Yuzani
Humor : Unexpected
Posts : 152
Join date : 2012-02-09
Age : 35
Location : Floral Park
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:26 pm | |
| Licking a piece of iron will give you the same effect. | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:27 pm | |
| - Yuzani wrote:
- Licking a piece of iron will give you the same effect.
You've never gone down on a girl, have you? That would be some funny-tasting iron. Not the same at all. | |
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Yuzani
Humor : Unexpected
Posts : 152
Join date : 2012-02-09
Age : 35
Location : Floral Park
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:29 pm | |
| You've never gone down on a guy have you? | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:30 pm | |
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Yuzani
Humor : Unexpected
Posts : 152
Join date : 2012-02-09
Age : 35
Location : Floral Park
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:31 pm | |
| Lies... A guy's dick is naturally dry. A girl's vagina is naturally wet.
Wet + warm + dead cells = bacteria haven. | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:32 pm | |
| Is not lies. Girls have much better hygiene habits than most guys. | |
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Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness
Posts : 1701
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 30
Location : Lancashire, England
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:43 pm | |
| Yuzani, could you do something for us?
Could you fuck off forever please? | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
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Daisy The Bunny
Humor : Decompression sickness
Posts : 1701
Join date : 2011-10-19
Age : 30
Location : Lancashire, England
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:45 pm | |
| You've been a huge dick to everyone you've spoken to, and honestly, you're creepy too. Fuck off. | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:48 pm | |
| The sheer amount of the dickitry which you possess is unfathomable.
*like a sir* | |
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Yuzani
Humor : Unexpected
Posts : 152
Join date : 2012-02-09
Age : 35
Location : Floral Park
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:12 pm | |
| Don't really feel like it, so no.  | |
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melomeltsinmilosmouth
Humor : Alex's penis
Posts : 536
Join date : 2011-10-23
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:00 pm | |
|  im prob doing this wrong, but idc. tot worth it | |
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8-bit
Humor : Satire
Posts : 1446
Join date : 2011-11-08
Location : Canterlot
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| - lunar_helix wrote:
- I have. Awful nasty.
Hey,cock is tasty :[ And I gotta agree with ya on RDJ. Holy shit. :3 | |
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Taz
Humor : Suggestive, Dry, Sardonic
Posts : 1349
Join date : 2011-10-30
Age : 30
Location : The Vast Expanse of Northern Canada
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:34 pm | |
| I think vagina and penis taste the same... from witness accounts and not my own. So long as the guy doesn't cum in the mouth it tastes of skin. I imagine that is what vagina is like more or less. | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:04 am | |
| - Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:
- I think vagina and penis taste the same... from witness accounts and not my own.
So long as the guy doesn't cum in the mouth it tastes of skin.
I imagine that is what vagina is like more or less. Vagina is... it's a much stronger flavor. Salty, too. But delicious. :3c | |
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Taz
Humor : Suggestive, Dry, Sardonic
Posts : 1349
Join date : 2011-10-30
Age : 30
Location : The Vast Expanse of Northern Canada
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:00 am | |
| Hmmm... I'm tempted to engage in something lesbian-ish. | |
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greg-the-fox
Posts : 6633
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:02 pm | |
| Oh murr :V  | |
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Kaizy
Admin
Humor : Sin
Posts : 6179
Join date : 2011-10-18
Age : 32
Location : Bed
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:04 pm | |
| More like, "Oh ow"
Look at how fucking pointy he is | |
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MiloTime
Humor : George Michael Bluth
Posts : 11032
Join date : 2011-10-22
Age : 33
Location : Arizona
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:04 pm | |
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Lunar
Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
Humor : I Dimmadon't give a shit.
Posts : 2323
Join date : 2011-11-11
Age : 31
Location : Cabinet of Perturbation
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:04 pm | |
| - Zylphia_Armstrong wrote:
- Hmmm... I'm tempted to engage in something lesbian-ish.
Do it faget.  | |
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greg-the-fox
Posts : 6633
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: People you want to bang. Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:05 pm | |
| - Kaizy wrote:
- More like, "Oh ow"
Look at how fucking pointy he is He's 'horny' oho okay I should stop  | |
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