Humor : George Michael Bluth Posts : 11032 Join date : 2011-10-22 Age : 33 Location : Arizona
Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:13 am
Foxy_Boy wrote:
MiloTime wrote:
kyle19 wrote:
Steams gift pile event is awesome, I won a copy of DOTA 2 from it!
to this day, I still have no idea what the fuck DOTA is... other than that I heard it's connected to WoW somehow...
:V You never saw those dancing furs/anime characters? Fuck WoW.
Nurse! Get me 50 cc's of ketamine! Oh... Get something for the patient too!
that's exactly my point. those are the ONLY things I've seen that are about this "DOTA" thing. and then I learn recently it's some nerdy MMO thing that has SOMETHING to do with WoW...
yes, I've seen the dancing furries, yes I've heard the song. but I've never seen the game itself.
blackfuredfox Local Randy Travis
Humor : D is for lysdexia Posts : 2524 Join date : 2011-10-19 Age : 30 Location : La Mer
Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:27 am
Thinkin bout goin to the recruiter tomorrow to see if the Army would allow me to do work with the United Nations while enlisted. Hopefully doing work at the UN Headquarters in New York instead of some smelly malaria riddled hell hole called a country.
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:35 pm
Some people think they can outsmart me.... Maybe, maybe... Others say I'm very clever, this may be true...
The wisest of people are the ones who tell me "I can't tell if your really smart or really stupid."
Kaizy Admin
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:40 pm
I typed all of those by hand. (Or did I use a robot?)
Lunar Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:16 pm
A MOTIVATED RUN, NOW! (a motivated run, now) OOH RAH! (ooh rah) MIND (mind) OVER MATTER (over matter)
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:15 am
Here comes the rain and thunder now, nowhere to run, to run to now. I'll disappear, you'll wonder how. Looking for me? I'm underground.
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:15 pm
Surprised, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants, taking lives of firemen Say goodbye!
Here I am again, Naked guys and Vicodin Before I begin to get so high; pussy boy, I could spin
Fuck the handle I fly off the hinge, let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him "There he goes in his trench coat and no clothes again"
"Baby, make us some French toast and show us some skin" I show you every inch grows of my foreskin Show me nipple I pinch, throw up, and throw up a ten
"Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again" The sorcerer of intercourse - if it's forced, it's me Don't fight the feeling if you're feeling the force within When you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain
Wolf-Bone
Posts : 3290 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 41
Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:29 pm
ah, Capitol Wasteland, how I missed you and your exploding vehicles, shoulder mounted nukes and utter wanton destruction.
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
Humor : I've got balls of cotton. Posts : 605 Join date : 2011-11-10 Age : 32 Location : 6000 leagues up my own asshole.
Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:09 pm
Have you ever, ever, been fucked, like a whore?
Give me a lap dance, shit
Yeah, I'm talking about balls deep, pummeling, fucking, and plugging that asshole. Yeah I said asshole, do you like it better when I say butt? Does that sound good to your little bitchtified ears? Or maybe I could just call it....you're pink....cookie. Would you like me to nibble on your cookie? Oh yeah....I like when you touch my nipples...
You're a fucking pervert!
Hey man I just got my dick in my hand
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a fucking pervert!
Hey man It's hard Don't run away!
Lunar Certified Muff-Diving Instructor
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:34 pm
This whole ordeal is making me feel like Alois from Amnesia: Justine
"No, stay! Don't leave again! Hush now... it'll be alright... Is that you, my love? You came for me! Please... come back... come back...! Why did this happen...? Is that you, my dear? Please... come back..."
Except with less penis. And less violent tendencies.
Riv Literally the fucking worst
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:50 pm
Lunar wrote:
This whole ordeal is making me feel like Alois from Amnesia: Justine
"No, stay! Don't leave again! Hush now... it'll be alright... Is that you, my love? You came for me! Please... come back... come back...! Why did this happen...? Is that you, my dear? Please... come back..."
Except with less penis. And less violent tendencies.
Less penis and less violent tendencies make everything better...
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:23 pm
Fuck everybody, and I don't want to hear about if you know someone that's down I'll grab you by your neck and fling your fucking head around I won't smoke nothing Fuck taking a picture Fuck shaking your hand, I'll pull you at me and hit you Then I kick ya fucking guts in until your ribs break There's your mother fucking hand shake, bitch
Wolf-Bone
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:08 pm
foxy_boy wrote:
Fuck everybody, and I don't want to hear about if you know someone that's down I'll grab you by your neck and fling your fucking head around I won't smoke nothing Fuck taking a picture Fuck shaking your hand, I'll pull you at me and hit you Then I kick ya fucking guts in until your ribs break There's your mother fucking hand shake, bitch
I'm just imagining you rapping this in some shitty cockney/chav accent over some shitty ringtone
Riv Literally the fucking worst
Posts : 7308 Join date : 2011-10-17 Age : 34
Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:18 pm
By default, Ubuntu recognizes aluminium as properly spelled, and aluminum as a misspelling.
GOD DAMN LIMEY BRITS IN MY OPEN SOURCE DICTIONARY!
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:31 am
Wolf-Bone wrote:
foxy_boy wrote:
Fuck everybody, and I don't want to hear about if you know someone that's down I'll grab you by your neck and fling your fucking head around I won't smoke nothing Fuck taking a picture Fuck shaking your hand, I'll pull you at me and hit you Then I kick ya fucking guts in until your ribs break There's your mother fucking hand shake, bitch
I'm just imagining you rapping this in some shitty cockney/chav accent over some shitty ringtone
I admit, it sucks xD
Bitchy_Whiny_Douche_Fox
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Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:08 am
Well I just got back from a party, unlike you, I'm always invited because everyone loves me.
It's 3 A.M. in the morning, put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor... I don't remember how they got there
I guess I must have killed em.
MiloTime
Humor : George Michael Bluth Posts : 11032 Join date : 2011-10-22 Age : 33 Location : Arizona
Subject: Re: What's on Your Mind? (Status Updates) Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:24 pm
foxy_boy wrote:
because everyone loves me.
or they just know you're an easy fuck
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