General Time Wasting Thread 28: Hot Singles in Your Area

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

suckitRiv

I already did...

Well do it again, this time with more feeling...

And would it kill you to swallow?

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

Excuses excuses.

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

Bullshit, you bathe in mayo.

Zoe wrote:

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

Bullshit, you bathe in mayo.

Bathe in it. That's different from eating it. What kind of sick fuck actually eats mayo? Gross.

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

That's why he has to take it from me in the back door every night. See I have issues with walking up his front steps so I go through the back to bring him his medicine. Then he screws me in his room. Usually its in poker as im a blackjack man myself so poker isn't my game. Then I bend him over a barrel. He has back problems so it helps to pop it when I come over. Then we engage in sexual relations.

SIX got banned from FAF AGAIN! LOL!!!!

That dude is living life on the edge!

Zoe wrote:

suckitRiv

Why did I laugh so goddamn hard at that

XoPachi wrote:

SIX got banned from FAF AGAIN! LOL!!!!

That dude is living life on the edge!

It's cool; it isn't a perm. He's too valuable to be cut loose forever.

first, who the fuck is Six?
2nd, NO ONE is "too valuable" on FAF
not even STAFF hell, ESPECIALLY them
get your mind right, jesus christ

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

That's why he has to take it from me in the back door every night. See I have issues with walking up his front steps so I go through the back to bring him his medicine. Then he screws me in his room. Usually its in poker as im a blackjack man myself so poker isn't my game. Then I bend him over a barrel. He has back problems so it helps to pop it when I come over. Then we engage in sexual relations.

I love it when you help me put things in my bunghole. I've got so many barrels that need filling.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

first, who the fuck is Six?
2nd, NO ONE is "too valuable" on FAF
not even STAFF hell, ESPECIALLY them
get your mind right, jesus christ

It was decided by the president of Furries that Six was too big to fail, so they bailed him out.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

And would it kill you to swallow?

Yes... I'm allergic...

That's why he has to take it from me in the back door every night. See I have issues with walking up his front steps so I go through the back to bring him his medicine. Then he screws me in his room. Usually its in poker as im a blackjack man myself so poker isn't my game. Then I bend him over a barrel. He has back problems so it helps to pop it when I come over. Then we engage in sexual relations.

I love it when you help me put things in my bunghole. I've got so many barrels that need filling.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

first, who the fuck is Six?
2nd, NO ONE is "too valuable" on FAF
not even STAFF hell, ESPECIALLY them
get your mind right, jesus christ

It was decided by the president of Furries that Six was too big to fail, so they bailed him out.

I love filling it with mayo in your basement. Thats the only way to run this illegal mayo running operation. Fast and hard. It also requires a soft sensual touch. Where's kaizy?

Riv ffs just answer the damn question, who is he, what does he do
what makes him such a terrorist in FAF staff's eyes? what, seriously?
ooohhhh, you're ARGUMENTATIVE, you have OPINIONS and shit

blackfuredfox wrote:

I love filling it with mayo in your basement. Thats the only way to run this illegal mayo running operation. Fast and hard. It also requires a soft sensual touch. Where's kaizy?

She's far too busy hanging out in 8-bit's basement helping him cut people into pieces, and forgets to make time for important social events, like casual orgies.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv ffs just answer the damn question, who is he, what does he do
what makes him such a terrorist in FAF staff's eyes? what, seriously?
ooohhhh, you're ARGUMENTATIVE, you have OPINIONS and shit

I honestly have no fucking clue who Six is.

He's that black Quilava/Sandslash hybrid fur...


He's in a LOT of porn.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv ffs just answer the damn question, who is he, what does he do
what makes him such a terrorist in FAF staff's eyes? what, seriously?
ooohhhh, you're ARGUMENTATIVE, you have OPINIONS and shit

A well-respected member of one of FAF's greatest circle jerks that has an inability to NSWF porn links. Also gets infractions like hell yet seems to exist still.

I'd explain, but I have a feeling no one honestly cares enough so let's drop it. If you know him, you know what I'm talking about. If not, don't worry about him.

E: Tank beat me to it.

Zoe wrote:

He's that black Quilava/Sandslash hybrid fur...


He's in a LOT of porn.

Oh, yeah, that's why I missed him, then.

I rarely look at porn.

Whenever I look at porn, it's usually not furry porn.

Whenever I look at furry porn, it's usually all-female.

Whenever I look at furry porn that includes males, there aren't ever any pokémon. Ever.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

I love filling it with mayo in your basement. Thats the only way to run this illegal mayo running operation. Fast and hard. It also requires a soft sensual touch. Where's kaizy?

She's far too busy hanging out in 8-bit's basement helping him cut people into pieces, and forgets to make time for important social events, like casual orgies.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv ffs just answer the damn question, who is he, what does he do
what makes him such a terrorist in FAF staff's eyes? what, seriously?
ooohhhh, you're ARGUMENTATIVE, you have OPINIONS and shit

I honestly have no fucking clue who Six is.

Invite both of them then. Im a fan of erotic asphixiation and hard bites. That may attract 8bit if I get close to death.

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

He's that black Quilava/Sandslash hybrid fur...


He's in a LOT of porn.

Oh, yeah, that's why I missed him, then.

I rarely look at porn.

Whenever I look at porn, it's usually not furry porn.

Whenever I look at furry porn, it's usually all-female.

Whenever I look at furry porn that includes males, there aren't ever any pokémon. Ever.

Well tweak my nipples and call me Percy, that's fucking amazing.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv ffs just answer the damn question, who is he, what does he do
what makes him such a terrorist in FAF staff's eyes? what, seriously?
ooohhhh, you're ARGUMENTATIVE, you have OPINIONS and shit

I swear to god I just want to hug the shit outta you right now...

Zoe wrote:

Riv wrote:

Zoe wrote:

He's that black Quilava/Sandslash hybrid fur...


He's in a LOT of porn.

Oh, yeah, that's why I missed him, then.

I rarely look at porn.

Whenever I look at porn, it's usually not furry porn.

Whenever I look at furry porn, it's usually all-female.

Whenever I look at furry porn that includes males, there aren't ever any pokémon. Ever.

Well tweak my nipples and call me Percy, that's fucking amazing.

No, because that's my name.

But yeah, beside from all the porn, he's actually a very likeable person.
He doesn't exactly make good decisions... but... yeah.

XoPachi wrote:

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Riv ffs just answer the damn question, who is he, what does he do
what makes him such a terrorist in FAF staff's eyes? what, seriously?
ooohhhh, you're ARGUMENTATIVE, you have OPINIONS and shit

One of these days I'm gonna find out exactly what got him banned. One day. The Mystery of Wolfie Boy. New York Times Best Seller. By XoPachi. That'll be something swell...

I found out what happened three weeks ago because I have no life.


Needless to say the Wolf-Bone you know today is not the Wolf-Bone that's in FAF's Archives.

Percy wrote:

But yeah, beside from all the porn, he's actually a very likeable person.
He doesn't exactly make good decisions... but... yeah.

Motherfucker lives the LIFE though.