General Time Wasting Thread 31: Furries in San Jose

I once read a story written by a doctor about the time he had to operate on a large woman who was basically a giant pus bubble because she did drugs with her taint. I've never come closer puking from text in my life...

So what, she injected heroine into her taint?

Lucy wrote:

So what, she injected heroine into her taint?

Something like that and It got gangrenous...

Lucan wrote:

Lucy wrote:

So what, she injected heroine into her taint?

Something like that and It got gangrenous...

I am so happy I only smoke pot.

I'm even taking it easy on the psychedelics recently. My last shroom trip was super intense, all I need for a good few months is my weed.

And I can't inject weed into my gooch, so all is well.

Lucan wrote:

Lucy wrote:

So what, she injected heroine into her taint?

Something like that and It got gangrenous...

lol, if that's not rock bottom, I don't know what is

MiloTime wrote:

Ouiji wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

that part of youtube where they show the worst kinds of surgeries. I went there.

and this was redirected from a cartoon

Stuff that involves the eyes I'll admit bothers me.

Also, that cheesecake won't be done tonight, but it will be strawberry and white chocolate. I plan to bring it to work, but I'll take a picture. The reason is, I almost forgot about a holiday feast for the entire lab staff at work. G'd I hope I get cleared to work tomorrow.

nope, I don't even watch anything that touches the eyes.

I try to desensitize myself to those sorts of things, though I'd probably freak if I ever found a parasite in a specimen I'm cutting.

Also, a story I found interesting was the Russian surgeon that performed an appendectomy on himself with nothing more than a mirror and basic tools. I wish I was that hardcore awesome.

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

Ouiji wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Ouiji wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

that part of youtube where they show the worst kinds of surgeries. I went there.

and this was redirected from a cartoon

Stuff that involves the eyes I'll admit bothers me.

Also, that cheesecake won't be done tonight, but it will be strawberry and white chocolate. I plan to bring it to work, but I'll take a picture. The reason is, I almost forgot about a holiday feast for the entire lab staff at work. G'd I hope I get cleared to work tomorrow.

nope, I don't even watch anything that touches the eyes.

I try to desensitize myself to those sorts of things, though I'd probably freak if I ever found a parasite in a specimen I'm cutting.

Also, a story I found interesting was the Russian surgeon that performed an appendectomy on himself with nothing more than a mirror and basic tools. I wish I was that hardcore awesome.

You'll just have to settle for regular awesome instead.

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

...I wish I could play PC games...

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

...I wish I could play PC games...

Did you ever find out what went wrong with your computer? :c

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

...I wish I could play PC games...

Did you ever find out what went wrong with your computer? :c

I assume it's my hard drive... again

still not completely sure. if there was a way to know exactly what piece of hardware it is that's doing this, I could buy the right part, instead of wondering wtf I have to replace

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

...I wish I could play PC games...

Did you ever find out what went wrong with your computer? :c

I assume it's my hard drive... again

still not completely sure. if there was a way to know exactly what piece of hardware it is that's doing this, I could buy the right part, instead of wondering wtf I have to replace

Well I don't think I'd be much help figuring it out either. Sorry.

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

...I wish I could play PC games...

Did you ever find out what went wrong with your computer? :c

I assume it's my hard drive... again

still not completely sure. if there was a way to know exactly what piece of hardware it is that's doing this, I could buy the right part, instead of wondering wtf I have to replace

Well I don't think I'd be much help figuring it out either. Sorry.

no luca, you help me RIGHT NOW. you come to my house, take apart my PC, make out with me, and figure out what it is that's causing this!

Have you ever tried to pull a worm from your skin only to have it be the size of a slug and have claws? I had a dream like that this morning... all sorts of do not want.

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Lucan wrote:

From the doctors description of her she was pretty much a Boomer.

...I wish I could play PC games...

Did you ever find out what went wrong with your computer? :c

I assume it's my hard drive... again

still not completely sure. if there was a way to know exactly what piece of hardware it is that's doing this, I could buy the right part, instead of wondering wtf I have to replace

Well I don't think I'd be much help figuring it out either. Sorry.

no luca, you help me RIGHT NOW. you come to my house, take apart my PC, make out with me, and figure out what it is that's causing this!

Well if it requires a trip to your house, how can I say no?

Back to the chatbox!

Zoe wrote:

Have you ever tried to pull a worm from your skin only to have it be the size of a slug and have claws? I had a dream like that this morning... all sorts of do not want.

Have your teeth ever fallen out or otherwise disintegrated in your mouth? Because I've had that dream about 484943874 times

greg-the-fox wrote:

Zoe wrote:

Have you ever tried to pull a worm from your skin only to have it be the size of a slug and have claws? I had a dream like that this morning... all sorts of do not want.

Have your teeth ever fallen out or otherwise disintegrated in your mouth? Because I've had that dream about 484943874 times

Yes, quite a few times.
It was nothing compared to thinking you're only gonna pull a little thing out like a splinter. Then it's alive. THEN it's the size of a banana slug keep in mind you can feel it trying to crawl back into your face. And once it was finally out... it opened it's "mouth" to reveal a set of facehugger claws.

I emerge once more.

I have much more... pleasant... dreams.

greg-the-fox wrote:

Zoe wrote:

Have you ever tried to pull a worm from your skin only to have it be the size of a slug and have claws? I had a dream like that this morning... all sorts of do not want.

Have your teeth ever fallen out or otherwise disintegrated in your mouth? Because I've had that dream about 484943874 times

that's one of the most common dreams

Every few days Aetius just shows up to say one random thing before disappearing once more.

Lucy wrote:

Every few days Aetius just shows up to say one random thing before disappearing once more.

Today is one of those few days where I dont have an 8 page essay due the next day.

Well, I have a final on Thursday.

INTO THE VOID