This is not a Skyrim thread.

I hate it how I only get a choice between two male argonians that the game allows me to marry I met Derkeethus but I didn't really like him. I'm honestly not that crazy about Scouts-Many-Marshes either though. I really want to marry Madesi, he's so sexy
The way he calls me "marsh-friend" is so murry.
And he honestly has the best voice acting and dialogue of any argonian I've met. Bethesda Y U such a cocktease? ;_;

Also reading the dialogue your spouse will use in the wiki is making me gag (especially Scouts-Many-Marshes)

"Is there anything you need, dearest?"
Player: "I need training in Light Armor."
"You'll be able to run circles around big, slow brutes in Heavy Armor"


Bethesda's idea of love=


Obviously all of the game developers are

greg-the-fox wrote:

I hate it how I only get a choice between two male argonians that the game allows me to marry I met Derkeethus but I didn't really like him. I'm honestly not that crazy about Scouts-Many-Marshes either though. I really want to marry Madesi, he's so sexy
The way he calls me "marsh-friend" is so murry.

have you ever stopped and thought "wow, maybe I'm TOO gay"


anyway on topic, I still haven't found whatever the hell it is that lets you turn into a werewolf. I have a shout that turns me "ethereal" which means I can't hurt or be hurt.... but eh. I want to be a motherfucking werewolf dammit

Join more guilds. Becoming a werewolf should have been, like, one of the first things you did in the game.

Also, I saved the world or w/e. So now all that's left is ending a war, which would require picking one of two equally stupid sides, and then a whole bunch of comparatively trivial and pointless side quests and miscellaneous quests like "find 5 void salts" or "kill bandits at place you've been to 5 times already". 57 hours played, level 37 IIRC.

Brace wrote:

Join more guilds. Becoming a werewolf should have been, like, one of the first things you did in the game.

Says who?

Brace wrote:

57 hours played, level 37 IIRC.

86 hours played, level 38 (well there's also my first character [level 6] that counts toward that total)

I guess I engage in too much wandering around and bullshit. I guess I could've been level 60 by now if I wanted, but I try to avoid power leveling too much because I feel like it's an exploit.

greg-the-fox wrote:

"Is there anything you need, dearest?"
Player: "I need training in Light Armor."
"You'll be able to run circles around big, slow brutes in Heavy Armor"

SO ROMANTIC!

StareMoar wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

"Is there anything you need, dearest?"
Player: "I need training in Light Armor."
"You'll be able to run circles around big, slow brutes in Heavy Armor"

SO ROMANTIC!

I just hear it in my head in a gay lisp too

I'm starting to get bored with the soundtrack, I just wish there was a bit more variety and content. It would be cool if some music was area-specific or something.

And I need more SORTING, dammit. Items in my inventory are an unholy mess. Yeah the fact that it's alphabetized should help but the naming system for items is retarded so it doesn't really matter. This is especially bad with potions. I want to go into my inventory and basically see the same menus I see when I'm crafting potions. I want categories. I hate having to scroll through the entire list of potions looking for the ones I want. And don't even get me started on chests... This game is driving my OCD tendencies crazy.

greg-the-fox wrote:

Says who?

It's in the second city you visit in the game (unless you roll with the Stormcloaks I guess), and it's after completing like 3 guild quests. If you want to become a werewolf in this game, it's hard not to do it early, is what I'm saying.

did you not realize that argonians have gay lisps? sure, you could justify their accent by them being reptiles, but they're all raging homo's waiting to marry you.

Khajiit don't wanna marry anyone.

I... I tried Skyrim.

I feel dirty now. ._.


Luckily, I don't think it'll take up nearly as much space as WoW. Guess who's installing her stepdad's PC copy of Skyrim tonight.

Lunar wrote:

I... I tried Skyrim.

I feel dirty now. ._.


Luckily, I don't think it'll take up nearly as much space as WoW. Guess who's installing her stepdad's PC copy of Skyrim tonight.

I am finding it difficult to contain my smugness
What's your character?

A Khajiit woman named Artemis, after the moon huntress. She specializes in stealth, and I only got to the point right after killing the old woman at the orphanage.

That was the sweetest reaction I ever got from children. <3

Lunar wrote:

A Khajiit woman named Artemis, after the moon huntress. She specializes in stealth, and I only got to the point right after killing the old woman at the orphanage.

That was the sweetest reaction I ever got from children. <3

Yes, that was satisfying

But then Lydia thought she needed to take care of the other woman who was running around screaming so I had to kill her after Lydia attacked and I felt really bad about it. (if you walk out quickly you don't get a bounty for some reason)

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE BANISHED TO THE HOUSE LYDIA

I just got the fuck out of there after I killed that one chick. Little fucker gave me a plate. A PLATE. The fuck do I do with this?

I'm kind of worried because the quest "A Night To Remember" has not yet triggered, it's supposed to happen in a random tavern after you're level 14 and I'm nearly level 40 now... I hope I didn't just miss the guy I'm supposed to have a drinking contest with.

Also the quest "Catch The Killer" won't trigger (follows "Blood On The Ice")

greg-the-fox wrote:

I'm kind of worried because the quest "A Night To Remember" has not yet triggered, it's supposed to happen in a random tavern after you're level 14 and I'm nearly level 40 now... I hope I didn't just miss the guy I'm supposed to have a drinking contest with.

No, see it only happens at the Bannered Mare.

My stepdad said he'd try to help me get Skyrim installed. I'm gonna uninstall everything that he'd consider bad.

I finished the main quest and just sort of lost the motive to play. All the other quests are just "KILL THINGS AND GET STUFF". It's a shame, I really liked most of the game and I really liked my character. Her name is Sal, and she's a khajiit warrior mage.

Brace wrote:

I finished the main quest and just sort of lost the motive to play. All the other quests are just "KILL THINGS AND GET STUFF". It's a shame, I really liked most of the game and I really liked my character. Her name is Sal, and she's a khajiit warrior mage.

this is EXACTLY why the main quest is the LAST thing I do in the game.

Skyrim stuff about me: I have four different profiles on my xbox 360 with four different characters. A redguard warrior woman, a badass dunmer spellsword http://kareokelidescope.deviantart.com/#/d4owz67 , a nord woman I'll probably delete, and a scruffy altmer destruction mage. All four are married. Three of them currently have Cicero as a follower and they're all doing quests in different orders. Sheogorath is my fave daedric prince. The Mage's College is my fave questline. I know how to use the Oghma Infinium leveling cheat, but I try to limit how much I use it. And I ALWAYS have to get my dragon armor as soon as I can

Spoiler:

Oh and I'll probably look up a recipe for sweetrolls at some point!

I dunno if I can join both the Legion and the Dark Brotherhood... the Legate's being kind of a bitch.

I'd still do her with my character though.

Finally picked this game back up. It's almost like I never left. My smithing skill is now in the 70's, and I'm working on my enchanting so hopefully I can cop that dragon armor a little early. As it is, I have a pair of gauntlets that boost smithing 15% and a few potions that give the same effect temporarily. But what I really want to do is enchant a blacksmith's apron so I can look like a master smith while I'm master smithing. Too bad it's not like Fallout where apparel like that comes with the skill boosts built in.

Is it weird that a bunch of my skills are in the 60-70 range and another bunch are like... 17
Am I doin it rite?
There's also a couple skills like restoration which I have hardly put any perks into, but are at a relatively high level just because I use them a lot

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Too bad it's not like Fallout where apparel like that comes with the skill boosts built in.

I wear 87 labcoats to school every day. Makes me smarter than Stephen Hawking.

I'm trying to write a story with my character and Legate Rikke.