Things that turn you off (Probably NSFW)

Also, animal dicks.

I may be a furry but I still prefer seeing human genitalia.

Lucy wrote:

Also, animal dicks.

I may be a furry but I still prefer seeing human genitalia.

Dude...those fucking spearhead dicks make me wanna hurl. And I hate hate HATE those fucking carrot looking dicks with like no detail. Just some pink sharp tiny nastiness.

The reason it bugs me is because it starts to look more feral and I can't stand feral smut. Horsecocks get a pass.

Horse cocks are pretty gross.

Also painful.

Conecocks are like, the most non-human dick I can tolerate in porn, since it's usually just done in a cutesy manner for Pokemon, lol.

XoPachi wrote:

The reason it bugs me is because it starts to look more feral and I can't stand feral smut. Horsecocks get a pass.

Horsecock is good, as far as penises go.

Horse vagina is kind of a mixed bag, though.

^I agree. I don't like how sometimes people make it look like rotting meat...when the vag already looks like as Lucy put perfectly tuned to my thoughts "a knife wound".

Eraser nipples. There's nothing worse than seeing a huge pendulous pair of nice full womanly tits only for her to take off her shirt and see that her nipples are the size of a pencil eraser.

XoPachi wrote:

^I agree. I don't like how sometimes people make it look like rotting meat...when the vag already looks like as Lucy put perfectly tuned to my thoughts "a knife wound".

Nah, I would expect knife wounds usually bleed for a few days— oh god.

XoPachi wrote:

Eraser nipples. There's nothing worse than seeing a huge pendulous pair of nice full womanly tits only for her to take off her shirt and see that her nipples are the size of a pencil eraser.

Is that actually a thing that happens?

I have never seen a nipple smaller than a nickel...

I happen to think a vag can be really cute if it's, y'know, just a nude female with the little slit down there and everything.

Nude females have never really gotten my dick hard, but I do happen to think the female body is really cute when done well. I don't want to put my girldick in her, but I do want to hug her and pet her. :v

Yes Riv, I've seen it too many times. Maybe not literally, but damn close.

Dinner plate nipples are pretty gross, too.

Oh man, I just remembered one of my biggest turn-offs.

Porn where the guy is an out-of-shape, tattooed, asshole who just says demeaning shit to the actress through the whole thing.

I don't know who decided that was sexy.

While we're on the topic of demeanor. LOUD MOUTH CHURLISH "GHETTO" CHICKS. Fuck em. I hated them through high school. They infuriate me on TV. I want them out of my way in college. And why are the hottest chicks always the ones with this attitude?!

Lucy wrote:

Dinner plate nipples are pretty gross, too.

Dinner plate ones are too much yes, but tea saucer ones?

;w;

^You are witnessing a happy Pachi.

If only all girls had no boobs and a dick

Can't stop laughing




Not being able to stop laughing is also a turn off.

Lucy wrote:

If only all girls had no boobs and a dick

are you just afraid to admit you're into women, because of the "who's gayest" challenge that you brought unto me a long time ago, claiming you were the gayest person in the world?

Lol you were talking to a teenager when that shit was going on

This place has been around for YEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSS.

I'm pretty much pansexual for all intents and purposes, since I'm just open. It's just that so far I haven't really found many females that tickle my fancy.

I hate it when people tickle my fancy; such a turn-off.

I prefer for it to be stroked, and occasionally licked.

Riv wrote:

Lucy wrote:

I don't EVEN feel the need to continue the conversation at this point.

It's Riv. His opinion hardly matters, I really don't need to fuss over it.

Actually, my opinion does matter. See, I could ban you at any moment. I could forge your posts, smear your reputation... I have enough information from the admin panel to disable your internet service, or even infect your computer with a virus...

But I don't want to do anything like that. Because I'm not like Fuzzy. I don't exploit my power, because I don't get my jollies by secretly pulling at strings and screwing up peoples' lives.

The only reason you're an admin right now is because I wanted to teach you a lesson. Though, I expect it will take a while; it sometimes takes you a few more years than the rest.

Please shut the fuck up before your narcissism and ego consumes the entire board. You are 23 years old and still in college.

What the hell lesson are you trying to teach anyone on this forum? A forum, may I add, is filled with people aged 19-34?

Christ, you fucking disgust me.

Tank, we already let it go.

XoPachi wrote:

Tank, we already let it go.

That level of retarded can't be ignored.

I await Riv's usual "Hm, I'm not sure if this person is important enough to respond to" lolpost.

Hey Riv, can I be an admin too? I want to learn whatever this lesson is and I'm sure I could learn it better than Lucy. I mean, can Lucy even say what the lesson was supposed to be? No, but I bet I could figure it out without even being told, given the chance. I'm good at learning things.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Riv wrote:

Lucy wrote:

I don't EVEN feel the need to continue the conversation at this point.

It's Riv. His opinion hardly matters, I really don't need to fuss over it.

Actually, my opinion does matter. See, I could ban you at any moment. I could forge your posts, smear your reputation... I have enough information from the admin panel to disable your internet service, or even infect your computer with a virus...

But I don't want to do anything like that. Because I'm not like Fuzzy. I don't exploit my power, because I don't get my jollies by secretly pulling at strings and screwing up peoples' lives.

The only reason you're an admin right now is because I wanted to teach you a lesson. Though, I expect it will take a while; it sometimes takes you a few more years than the rest.

Please shut the fuck up before your narcissism and ego consumes the entire board. You are 23 years old and still in college.

What the hell lesson are you trying to teach anyone on this forum? A forum, may I add, is filled with people aged 19-34?

Christ, you fucking disgust me.

Look, dude, this ignoring thing goes both ways. If you want me to keep ignoring you, I recommend you shut your mouth. Shit can go back to the way it was, if that's the way you want it.

And, uh, have you ever heard of a doctorate before? It takes 8-10 years from the start of college to get one. So, you know, take your ignorance and stuff it up your ass.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

Hey Riv, can I be an admin too? I want to learn whatever this lesson is and I'm sure I could learn it better than Lucy. I mean, can Lucy even say what the lesson was supposed to be? No, but I bet I could figure it out without even being told, given the chance. I'm good at learning things.

You don't have a lesson to learn... You can smell bullshit from a mile away.