Things that turn you off (Probably NSFW)

Lucy wrote:

Vaginas look like knife wounds. I also share Pachi's brain.

I've said this so many times. I only like it when it's in hentai or something. Because people usually poof it up slightly so it's way more appealing.

...

Unless you're someone like Nezumi. o-o
I don't like Nezumi's stuff.

But in real life it's such a boring to disgusting thing, honestly. Even when having sex I can't look down too long. Just enough to know where I'm putting PiPachi. Not the best feeling thing either. BJ's and titfucks>intercourse.

But yeah, don't mind going in, but it's not something I like to look at. :/

I like vaginae but I don't like the jealous feelings I get when I see them.

Dicks are just more fun to play with.

Only if they're not attached to me.

Dickgirls FTW

Speaking of.

On the topic of futa's, please...

Dick and balls. Dick, balls, AND vag. Or just a dick.

NOT dick and vag. Or "clit dicks" as they're called. That shit looks like the under side of her shaft was bitten by a brown recluse and wasn't treated. DX
Like a blown super cyst or something. Nasty.

And I can't stand this either (unless of course it's not for fap material, then I don't care).

I've seen people do that constantly though. If they like that, I don't mind, but man... ;~;

Lucy wrote:

Dickgirls FTW

I dun wanna

I'd rather have a vag but artificial vag's are both expensive and ugly.

99.5% of all shlongs.

The .5% being that 1/100,000 gay pic that actually interests me.

The last one I saw being maybe two years ago.

the illusion of sexy is broken when all the person can talk about, is sex.

and dirty talk

when people refer to cum as "my seed"

all hentai dialogue

snowballing

lucy

MiloTime wrote:

lucy

 

Kaizy wrote:

Greg wrote:

I'm waiting for Kaizy to come in here and post "Riv"

Kaizy wrote:

Everything

Especially Riv

I don't seem to remember it that way...

Kaizy wrote:

Everything

Except Riv

Oh yeah CROTCHBOOBS.

RIV

MiloTime wrote:

all hentai dialogue

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.

Crotchtits are instant boner kill.

XoPachi wrote:

Oh yeah CROTCHBOOBS.

RIV

Hey, I don't like or draw crotchboobs.

...

But it's not like they bother me or anything...

Oh you used to think I did, you son of a bitch. I wanted to throw you over the side of the galaxy.

There is only one pair of crotchtits that turns me off.

NSFW, ponies:

You know shit is bad when even ECM can't pull it off.

XoPachi wrote:

Oh you used to think I did, you son of a bitch. I wanted to throw you over the side of the galaxy.

I never thought you did. I just wanted to see if I could get your brain to burn a hole through your skull.

Die Riv

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Oh yeah CROTCHBOOBS.

RIV

Hey, I don't like or draw crotchboobs.

...

But it's not like they bother me or anything...

so aloof

Lucy wrote:

Die Riv

Actually I think the correct way to say it would be Der Riv, or Herr Riv

Kaizy wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Die Riv

Actually I think the correct way to say it would be Der Riv, or Herr Riv

Mein Führer is good, too.

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Oh yeah CROTCHBOOBS.

RIV

Hey, I don't like or draw crotchboobs.

...

But it's not like they bother me or anything...

so aloof

Would it make you happy if I just said aloud, "Hey everyone, I masturbate to cartoon horses"?

Because I can say that if you want. I just don't know why you care.

It's amazing how something can either be super hot/cute or completely unattractive. An excess of freckles is no. I just saw that today. Normally I think freckles are super fucking cute and super fucking HOT when they speckle the boobs a bit. But damn...too much of a good thing. My lessen for today.

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

Oh you used to think I did, you son of a bitch. I wanted to throw you over the side of the galaxy.

I never thought you did. I just wanted to see if I could get your brain to burn a hole through your skull.

I'm gonna lay the fuck smack on you.

XoPachi wrote:

It's amazing how something can either be super hot/cute or completely unattractive. An excess of freckles is no. I just saw that today. Normally I think freckles are super fucking cute and super fucking HOT when they speckle the boobs a bit. But damn...too much of a good thing. My lessen for today.

Second lesson. How to spell 'lesson'.  

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I'm gonna lay the fuck smack on you.

Come at me, bitch! (I'm gonna guess it very nearly worked, judging by your attitude.)