Things that turn you off (Probably NSFW)

you misinterpret my motives riv. I need you to use that knowledge to help me find the best porn

MiloTime wrote:

you misinterpret my motives riv. I need you to use that knowledge to help me find the best porn

Actually, strangely enough, I think Kaizy is more familiar with the porn scene than I am.

Not that I think she faps to it, but she like, actually knows the popular artists.

I'm friends with like, one infamous guy who writes depraved fanfiction. Well, I did have a friendly conversation with another pony-famous author, but we don't ever talk.

Kaizy wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Die Riv

Actually I think the correct way to say it would be Der Riv, or Herr Riv

My time to shine, see in German there are 3 different ways to say "The" all of which are gender based. There's Der which is masculine, Das which is neutral, and Die which is the feminine. What with Riv being pregnant one would assume it would be Die Riv, but that time at Everfreestock behind the tree's by the little lagoon with Big Mac, and myself. Well let's just say Its Das Riv. That of course being if you call someone and put "the" infront of their name.

blackfuredfox wrote:

that time at Everfreestock

Nobody get the wrong idea, I was young... And experimenting... And drinking potions...

...I regret nothing.

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

It's amazing how something can either be super hot/cute or completely unattractive. An excess of freckles is no. I just saw that today. Normally I think freckles are super fucking cute and super fucking HOT when they speckle the boobs a bit. But damn...too much of a good thing. My lessen for today.

Second lesson. How to spell 'lesson'.  

Know what else turns me off? 

XoPachi wrote:

Riv wrote:

XoPachi wrote:

It's amazing how something can either be super hot/cute or completely unattractive. An excess of freckles is no. I just saw that today. Normally I think freckles are super fucking cute and super fucking HOT when they speckle the boobs a bit. But damn...too much of a good thing. My lessen for today.

Second lesson. How to spell 'lesson'.  

Know what else turns me off? 

Big hips?

(Mein Kampf II: None of these schweinhünds can spell.)

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

that time at Everfreestock

Nobody get the wrong idea, I was young... And experimenting... And drinking potions...

...I regret nothing.

Don't worry, no ones judging you. Except the guy who gave us the potions. He did. Then again an understand of context helps, especially when someone says that potions are bad it doesn't mean that they just expired and if we shove a bunch down our throats really quickly to beat the mold. It means were gonna trip through reality and wake up with Der Little Mac in your mouth and Der Big Riv in your a....uh....yeah......uhm........backpedalling to the topic at hand....

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

you misinterpret my motives riv. I need you to use that knowledge to help me find the best porn

Actually, strangely enough, I think Kaizy is more familiar with the porn scene than I am.

Not that I think she faps to it, but she like, actually knows the popular artists.

Its true, I do know some of them, but we arent like best buddies or anything

I barely talk to most of them

Kaizy wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

you misinterpret my motives riv. I need you to use that knowledge to help me find the best porn

Actually, strangely enough, I think Kaizy is more familiar with the porn scene than I am.

Not that I think she faps to it, but she like, actually knows the popular artists.

Its true, I do know some of them, but we arent like best buddies or anything

I barely talk to most of them

So aloof.

Spoiler:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

that time at Everfreestock

Nobody get the wrong idea, I was young... And experimenting... And drinking potions...

...I regret nothing.

Don't worry, no ones judging you. Except the guy who gave us the potions. He did. Then again an understand of context helps, especially when someone says that potions are bad it doesn't mean that they just expired and if we shove a bunch down our throats really quickly to beat the mold. It means were gonna trip through reality and wake up with Der Little Mac in your mouth and Der Big Riv in your a....uh....yeah......uhm........backpedalling to the topic at hand....

Is that really all you remember? Damn, you missed out on the best...

...

Right. Topic at hand.

Riv wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

you misinterpret my motives riv. I need you to use that knowledge to help me find the best porn

Actually, strangely enough, I think Kaizy is more familiar with the porn scene than I am.

Not that I think she faps to it, but she like, actually knows the popular artists.

Its true, I do know some of them, but we arent like best buddies or anything

I barely talk to most of them

So aloof.

Spoiler:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

that time at Everfreestock

Nobody get the wrong idea, I was young... And experimenting... And drinking potions...

...I regret nothing.

Don't worry, no ones judging you. Except the guy who gave us the potions. He did. Then again an understand of context helps, especially when someone says that potions are bad it doesn't mean that they just expired and if we shove a bunch down our throats really quickly to beat the mold. It means were gonna trip through reality and wake up with Der Little Mac in your mouth and Der Big Riv in your a....uh....yeah......uhm........backpedalling to the topic at hand....

Is that really all you remember? Damn, you missed out on the best...

...

Right. Topic at hand.

I never said that I didn't remember it, its just the potions finally wore down enough for me to realize I was the cream filling of a pony oreo after three hours of rolling around in the grass while I watched the ground and trees breathe and the water turn to strawberry juice. Damn it why do we keep returning to this.

For the record, the water actually *was* strawberry juice.

...I think.

Riv wrote:

For the record, the water actually *was* strawberry juice.

...I think.

I tried to drink it but all I could taste was salt. Salt and potions.

Fuck Captain Falcon.

Doom Guy STAYED IN HELL for the remainder of his life to make sure another demon invasion didn't happen again.

O-O


O-Q
What a hero. I bet he fucked so many succubi with his obvious red wood of a dick normal sized penis

XoPachi wrote:

Fuck Captain Falcon.

Doom Guy STAYED IN HELL for the remainder of his life to make sure another demon invasion didn't happen again.

O-O


O-Q
What a hero. I bet he fucked so many succubi with his obvious red wood of a dick normal sized penis

That's an interesting turn-off.

I put it in the wrong thread. Dunno how that happened. Meant to go in the general thread. Pardon.

Nicki Minaj gives me a reverse boner.

Lucy wrote:

Nicki Minaj gives me a reverse boner.

She makes you erect on the inside?

Zoe wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Nicki Minaj gives me a reverse boner.

She makes you erect on the inside?

She makes my dick poke out of my ass.

Lucy wrote:

Zoe wrote:

Lucy wrote:

Nicki Minaj gives me a reverse boner.

She makes you erect on the inside?

She makes my dick poke out of my ass.

 She makes me use Cattle Decapitation as a pallette cleanser.

who is Nicky Minaj

Lucy wrote:

New avatar incoming.

Too badass.

Beautiful