General Time Wasting Thread 11

I started cashier training at Lowe's tonight, because they want me trained as a cashier too, as well as a loader so I can help out whenever I'm needed. That's nerve-wracking enough on its own, and who should be head cashier and working right next to me but this super-gorgeous girl that almost made my jaw drop. Now I'm gonna be distracted and not able to do my job right, and I'm sure I blushed noticeably. Not even an hour in as an official employee and I'm already crushing. FUCK.

On the bright side, she seems to be a very interesting woman.

Im hoping to get cash register experience at some point
Maybe after working hard for a couple months, theyll train me to use the register sometimes

Kaizy wrote:

Im hoping to get cash register experience at some point
Maybe after working hard for a couple months, theyll train me to use the register sometimes

It sucks
Also a machine can do your job for you. How depressing is that?

Got me some hot wax to remove hair with. Gonna be in for some pain later. XD Gonna do it in the morning when there is light in my room.

greg-the-fox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Im hoping to get cash register experience at some point
Maybe after working hard for a couple months, theyll train me to use the register sometimes

It sucks
Also a machine can do your job for you. How depressing is that?

One day we will invent our own successors. I look forward to it.

Riv wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Im hoping to get cash register experience at some point
Maybe after working hard for a couple months, theyll train me to use the register sometimes

It sucks
Also a machine can do your job for you. How depressing is that?

One day we will invent our own successors. I look forward to it.

one day, we'll keep creating things that put other people out of work, until quite literally, the only job for human beings is robot maintenance

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Im hoping to get cash register experience at some point
Maybe after working hard for a couple months, theyll train me to use the register sometimes

It sucks
Also a machine can do your job for you. How depressing is that?

One day we will invent our own successors. I look forward to it.

one day, we'll keep creating things that put other people out of work, until quite literally, the only job for human beings is robot maintenance

Robots will be way better at that anyway.

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Riv wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

Im hoping to get cash register experience at some point
Maybe after working hard for a couple months, theyll train me to use the register sometimes

It sucks
Also a machine can do your job for you. How depressing is that?

One day we will invent our own successors. I look forward to it.

one day, we'll keep creating things that put other people out of work, until quite literally, the only job for human beings is robot maintenance

Robots will be way better at that anyway.

robots maintaining robots?.... maintaining robots maintaining robots?

MiloTime wrote:

robots maintaining robots?.... maintaining robots maintaining robots?

Just one big conjoined twin robot that maintains itself.

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

robots maintaining robots?.... maintaining robots maintaining robots?

Just one big conjoined twin robot that maintains itself.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Borg Cube.

I just ate my third popsicle stick in the last week.

I'm starting to think this is more than just a boredom thing... half the time, I don't even think anything of it when I'm eating this stuff

greg-the-fox wrote:

Riv wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

robots maintaining robots?.... maintaining robots maintaining robots?

Just one big conjoined twin robot that maintains itself.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Borg Cube.

Oh fine, be that way.

Nobody thought my half-car-half-shark was a good idea either.

MiloTime wrote:

I just ate my third popsicle stick in the last week.

I'm starting to think this is more than just a boredom thing... half the time, I don't even think anything of it when I'm eating this stuff

You do realize that you are a person, and not a termite, right?

MiloTime wrote:

I just ate my third popsicle stick in the last week.

I'm starting to think this is more than just a boredom thing... half the time, I don't even think anything of it when I'm eating this stuff

Pica?
And by eating do you mean actually eating? In which case how have you not died from splinter-related blood hemoraging/infections yet?

Popsicle sticks? Gyah. Lollipop sticks are where it is at. The paper ones, not the plastic ones.

Zenia wrote:

Popsicle sticks? Gyah. Lollipop sticks are where it is at. The paper ones, not the plastic ones.

I chew the fuck out of lolipop sticks

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I just ate my third popsicle stick in the last week.

I'm starting to think this is more than just a boredom thing... half the time, I don't even think anything of it when I'm eating this stuff

Pica?
And by eating do you mean actually eating? In which case how have you not died from splinter-related blood hemoraging/infections yet?

I've been trying to find the right classification for this, because I heard it's an actual disease. now I'm not saying I have it, because I don't think I'm nearly as bad as the people who eat shit like pennies and stuff, but I dunno. it's weird.

and I chew enough of the wood away to make it where there aren't really any sharp edges. just a tiny soft ball of wood

MiloTime wrote:

greg-the-fox wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

I just ate my third popsicle stick in the last week.

I'm starting to think this is more than just a boredom thing... half the time, I don't even think anything of it when I'm eating this stuff

Pica?
And by eating do you mean actually eating? In which case how have you not died from splinter-related blood hemoraging/infections yet?

I've been trying to find the right classification for this, because I heard it's an actual disease. now I'm not saying I have it, because I don't think I'm nearly as bad as the people who eat shit like pennies and stuff, but I dunno. it's weird.

and I chew enough of the wood away to make it where there aren't really any sharp edges. just a tiny soft ball of wood

Lots of fiber... still not good for your teeth. THINK OF YOUR TEETH.

Zenia wrote:

Popsicle sticks? Gyah. Lollipop sticks are where it is at. The paper ones, not the plastic ones.

lol that's not all I eat. I have this little plate of metal from a splint I have that I slowly at away at. and also a piece of plastic that broke off of... something

really it's just whatever I can find that looks like it can keep me busy

Taz wrote:

Kaizy Should get Buff.

...wat
I would look stupid with muscle

I wanna post this comic page, but I need to wait until North America is more awake. XD

Got an email from my landlady. She wants to talk about me moving out. ... What is there to talk about? I gave her my notice, and I will move out by the end of the month... though I am leaving sooner.

MiloTime wrote:

from the pictures I've seen, jesus is pretty sexy. I'd hit that shit

The "pictures" you've seen of Jesus are most likely based on a medieval Italian model. However, it is a well known fact that most Italians who don't look like this



only look as beautiful as they do because their ancestors interbred with Nordic/Germanic peoples. And yes, I agree, we are pretty sexy.

But Jesus didn't look like us.

Wolf-Bone wrote:

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I administrate a furry forum.