General Time Wasting Thread 27: The part where he kills you.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

sex-able ponies.

I just died inside. I hate you so much.

Do you want to make money or not?

There are other obscene ways to make money Riv.

Making a bunch of pony porn isn't one of them.

I won't have this corporation going as low as to cater to the fucked up minds of bronies.

They can get their material from within the fandom---just like furries [generally] do.

No, not porn. Living, breathing, pony-prostitutes. Born to breed.

We'll make amounts of money that don't even currently exist.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

god...you just reminded me of a horse fucker documentary.

The most painful thing about that one was this douche college bro who couldn't grow a beard made it.

People who can't grow beards have been fucking animals for millenia. It's just another one of those fucked up things we do.

Riv wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Well what the hell are we waiting for Riv; we have a world to conquer and monsters to make.

Alright. Just find me a fully stocked genetics laboratory and about fifty graduate students willing to work for free for the next 20 years, and I'll get right on it.

Zoe wrote:

Let's either make Pokemon or Resident Evil happen.

That's silly. You can't have sex with either of those things.

Riv, before you start we need a few things, uniforms, a symbol, and a bloated runaway budget.
I found some nice uniforms to use and a simple labcoat makes it work friendly.

See, we already have the work for a picture to hang up taken care of.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv, before you start we need a few things, uniforms, a symbol, and a bloated runaway budget.
I found some nice uniforms to use and a simple labcoat makes it work friendly.

See, we already have the work for a picture to hang up taken care of.

Perfect. Yes.

Oh, also, it would be great if the graduate students were all fertile females, capable of serving as incubators for the test-fetuses.

Wait no, it was about this village where men fucked cows.

And I'm totally not a nazi fur or anything. But the suits are snazzy.

Riv wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Riv wrote:

Percy wrote:

Riv wrote:

sex-able ponies.

I just died inside. I hate you so much.

Do you want to make money or not?

There are other obscene ways to make money Riv.

Making a bunch of pony porn isn't one of them.

I won't have this corporation going as low as to cater to the fucked up minds of bronies.

They can get their material from within the fandom---just like furries [generally] do.

No, not porn. Living, breathing, pony-prostitutes. Born to breed.

We'll make amounts of money that don't even currently exist.

Butterflygoddess wrote:

god...you just reminded me of a horse fucker documentary.

The most painful thing about that one was this douche college bro who couldn't grow a beard made it.

People who can't grow beards have been fucking animals for millenia. It's just another one of those fucked up things we do.

Riv, that's even worse.

Riv.

Hey Riv what are you doing.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

Tank Abuse wrote:

Well what the hell are we waiting for Riv; we have a world to conquer and monsters to make.

Alright. Just find me a fully stocked genetics laboratory and about fifty graduate students willing to work for free for the next 20 years, and I'll get right on it.

Zoe wrote:

Let's either make Pokemon or Resident Evil happen.

That's silly. You can't have sex with either of those things.

Riv, before you start we need a few things, uniforms, a symbol, and a bloated runaway budget.
I found some nice uniforms to use and a simple labcoat makes it work friendly.

See, we already have the work for a picture to hang up taken care of.

Those uniforms aren't complete without those badass hats.

Tank Abuse wrote:

Riv, that's even worse.

Riv.

Hey Riv what are you doing.

You're thinking small, man.

You have no idea what kind of power we'll have.

We will rule the entire planet.

You boys like science?

Hit 1:23 for your furry armies...

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv, before you start we need a few things, uniforms, a symbol, and a bloated runaway budget.
I found some nice uniforms to use and a simple labcoat makes it work friendly.

See, we already have the work for a picture to hang up taken care of.

Perfect. Yes.

Oh, also, it would be great if the graduate students were all fertile females, capable of serving as incubators for the test-fetuses.

Half male, half female. We need to be able to extract genes from both for certain characteristics such as muscle tone, eliminate genetic defects, blonde hair, disease resistances, blue eyes. But they all must live in a gender segregated area called, "The Dome." Let them build their own system of government and forage. Then we use the genes of the best and brightest of the group and begin testing. Were just gonna throw science at the wall and see what sticks here.

When you mouse over the (x) of a tab in chrome, did it always turn red, or is that new? Needs more monochrome...

Butterflygoddess wrote:

You boys like science?

Hit 1:23 for your furry armies...

Unrelated but I want to see Fringe again. Walter :B

blackfuredfox wrote:

Half male, half female. We need to be able to extract genes from both for certain characteristics such as muscle tone, eliminate genetic defects, blonde hair, disease resistances, blue eyes. But they all must live in a gender segregated area called, "The Dome." Let them build their own system of government and forage. Then we use the genes of the best and brightest of the group and begin testing. Were just gonna throw science at the wall and see what sticks here.

Of course. Don't forget extensive medical monitoring and aptitude testing to maximize intelligence, agility, and deadliness.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Half male, half female. We need to be able to extract genes from both for certain characteristics such as muscle tone, eliminate genetic defects, blonde hair, disease resistances, blue eyes. But they all must live in a gender segregated area called, "The Dome." Let them build their own system of government and forage. Then we use the genes of the best and brightest of the group and begin testing. Were just gonna throw science at the wall and see what sticks here.

Of course. Don't forget extensive medical monitoring and aptitude testing to maximize intelligence, agility, and deadliness.

Ya, we must also look into making sure we can destroy them if need be. They need to be born with a organ that ruptures major arteries or releases a deadly neurotoxin when ruptured. One that ruptures on a certain frequency of a radio wave. It must be constructed from scratch and made irremovable. That way when they realse that they're abominations created by us we can just broadcast it and kill them. Or kill one here and there whenever, ya know like if one of us wants a big new fur coat.

so far, no blue screen.

what did I do? did I un-knowingly fix my computer?... no, I shouldn't get too excited.

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Half male, half female. We need to be able to extract genes from both for certain characteristics such as muscle tone, eliminate genetic defects, blonde hair, disease resistances, blue eyes. But they all must live in a gender segregated area called, "The Dome." Let them build their own system of government and forage. Then we use the genes of the best and brightest of the group and begin testing. Were just gonna throw science at the wall and see what sticks here.

Of course. Don't forget extensive medical monitoring and aptitude testing to maximize intelligence, agility, and deadliness.

Ya, we must also look into making sure we can destroy them if need be. They need to be born with a organ that ruptures major arteries or releases a deadly neurotoxin when ruptured. One that ruptures on a certain frequency of a radio wave. It must be constructed from scratch and made irremovable. That way when they realse that they're abominations created by us we can just broadcast it and kill them. Or kill one here and there whenever, ya know like if one of us wants a big new fur coat.

Radio waves are too insecure. What we need to do is install a deathly allergy into them. Something that can be suppressed over the short term with injections of drugs, so they can be deployed without their weakness exposed, but are easily disposed of in the event of catastrophic experimental discordance.

MiloTime wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

MiloTime wrote:

Kaizy wrote:

My problem is the environments didnt feel like horror environments. RE4 tried with the village, castle and island, which worked most of the time, but it had a little too much open area for hordes to just run at you. The problem didnt really get bad til RE5 when the environments opened up a hlel of a lot more, and had the added bonus of now being bright and fucking sunny as hell. The environments didnt really do much for me, what with the run down town area not being that intimidating, and the tribal areas just being an absolute joke while, again, being in broad daylight. I honestly cant think of any areas in RE5 that were even trying to build some sort of creepy atmosphere.

there's nothing memorable about it. you go from one place to the other, without having any reason to check out the environment. unlike the older ones where you back-track enough to be in the same area more than once. so it's incentive to admire the environments.

Nostalgia~

have you ever played the MGS series? if you're a fan enough of that series, you'll know the feeling that MGS4 gives you when you return to shadow moses island... that was seriously one of my favorite gaming moments. imagine if resident evil did this the right way.... even though raccoon city was blown to shit... it would still be cool to see RCPD 15 years later

Sadly I never got the chance to play MGS games
I probably should someday

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

Half male, half female. We need to be able to extract genes from both for certain characteristics such as muscle tone, eliminate genetic defects, blonde hair, disease resistances, blue eyes. But they all must live in a gender segregated area called, "The Dome." Let them build their own system of government and forage. Then we use the genes of the best and brightest of the group and begin testing. Were just gonna throw science at the wall and see what sticks here.

Of course. Don't forget extensive medical monitoring and aptitude testing to maximize intelligence, agility, and deadliness.

Ya, we must also look into making sure we can destroy them if need be. They need to be born with a organ that ruptures major arteries or releases a deadly neurotoxin when ruptured. One that ruptures on a certain frequency of a radio wave. It must be constructed from scratch and made irremovable. That way when they realse that they're abominations created by us we can just broadcast it and kill them. Or kill one here and there whenever, ya know like if one of us wants a big new fur coat.

Radio waves are too insecure. What we need to do is install a deathly allergy into them. Something that can be suppressed over the short term with injections of drugs, so they can be deployed without their weakness exposed, but are easily disposed of in the event of catastrophic experimental discordance.

That's good, what if they begin studying themselves? We need to also be able to monitor thought patterns. Kill those that begin to get a bit to questioning of their lives. Or at minimum isolate them. We do need to have an emergency supply of neurotoxin though incase the allergy doesn't work quickly enough. Make the control room air tight and have enough clear air and supplies to last a week in the event of a catastrophic issue such as too little neurotoxin to kill them. Hazard suits will also be needed.

blackfuredfox wrote:

That's good, what if they begin studying themselves? We need to also be able to monitor thought patterns. Kill those that begin to get a bit to questioning of their lives. Or at minimum isolate them. We do need to have an emergency supply of neurotoxin though incase the allergy doesn't work quickly enough. Make the control room air tight and have enough clear air and supplies to last a week in the event of a catastrophic issue such as too little neurotoxin to kill them. Hazard suits will also be needed.

If I learned one thing from Portal 2, it's that you always need a backup neurotoxin generator in case your primary neurotoxin generator spontaneously implodes.

Riv wrote:

blackfuredfox wrote:

That's good, what if they begin studying themselves? We need to also be able to monitor thought patterns. Kill those that begin to get a bit to questioning of their lives. Or at minimum isolate them. We do need to have an emergency supply of neurotoxin though incase the allergy doesn't work quickly enough. Make the control room air tight and have enough clear air and supplies to last a week in the event of a catastrophic issue such as too little neurotoxin to kill them. Hazard suits will also be needed.

If I learned one thing from Portal 2, it's that you always need a backup neurotoxin generator in case your primary neurotoxin generator spontaneously implodes.

No spontaneity, it was sabotage

Hi Riv.

Zoe wrote:

Hi Riv.

SHRINK IT.

OH GOD WHY.

GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE.

OMG THAT SIZE.

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WRONG THREAD

HUGE IMAGE

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU

Kaizy wrote:

WRONG THREAD

HUGE IMAGE

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU

Oh yeah, you're one too.

Kaiser wrote:

Butterflygoddess wrote:

You boys like science?

Hit 1:23 for your furry armies...

Unrelated but I want to see Fringe again. Walter :B

I don't get it